Album Rating: 1.0

same reason I engage with dudes with anime profile pics who think this album is not a 1/5

Album Rating: 3.0

Hey now

Album Rating: 2.5

i'm not a dude but ok

dude and bro are gender neutral

Album Rating: 3.0

Man is also gender neutral

Album Rating: 2.5

well I don't know Colton that well and I don't think he saw my coming out post so i think he just assumed i was a guy

Album Rating: 1.0

I did not see that my b



same reason I engage with ppl with anime profile pics who think this album is not a 1/5

Album Rating: 3.0

He probably thinks you're veninblazer.

Album Rating: 2.5

aight, no hard feelings on that one colton. and if you think this is a 1/5, there's plenty of stuff here that you can listen to that's likely way worse. http://rateyourmusic.com/charts/bottom/album/all-time/

Album Rating: 1.0

that Nostalgia Critic album is unironically lightyears ahead of this. like yeah it's bad and has no reason to exist but there's some solid musicianship on it and it's mostly somewhat listenable. this is just auditory assault

colton has already sat through most of a code orange song for you, stop trying to drag his taste any further down plz goodness knows we cannot afford this
this thread is endangering the cause

Album Rating: 2.5

is Tom MacDonald also unironically ahead of this? :P

actually fuck that colton jam either the lil goldberg or the 1.5 tentenko alb in my revs

venin why does your dick hurt so much from someone not liking this lmao

Album Rating: 1.0

Tom MacDonald's lyrics are cringe af and his songs are all the same but yes I would rather listen to him than this

Album Rating: 2.5

i'm just questioning how out of all the hundreds of shitty albums, THIS is the pinnacle of shit. maybe if it was twice the length and dragged like hell, maybe i'd agree or see why this could be it, but this is too short to even register as worth bitching about this much. at worst this never dips into "END MY MISERY" territory it just kinda makes me zone out.

Album Rating: 1.0

just put on Father of All or Stab You In The Heart. listen with your ears. then report back

tbh i agree that this is too painless and too innocuously dumb to be the cast iron Worst Thing Ever, but it's a weirdass hill to die on

what if some people listen to it and do find it painful tho :o

Album Rating: 2.5

the title track's mindless fun and i already know i like it so i turned on stab you in the heart. this just sounds like Fuck Time but less obnoxious, i don't get it. production's questionable on the vocals, but that's my only real complaint. how is this even memorable enough to elicit such a negative response?