Album Rating: 4.5

yeah but heart tattoo makes me want to throw up blood all over myself

Album Rating: 4.0

I kinda like it, it's like a slightly better blink 182

Album Rating: 2.0

slightly better blink-182 = still completely horrible tho

Album Rating: 4.0

fair enough haha



haven't been able to get Victoria out of my head all week though

Album Rating: 5.0

Ahh Never Hungover is good... but I just can't see it being better than this.



Dude I almost dated a girl named Victoria once.. but then I didn't

Album Rating: 4.0

she's a starbucks barista and totally out of my league

Album Rating: 5.0

Idk what it is, but man Starbucks baristas are always incredibly attractive. One of the criteria for my dream girl probably. If you fuck it up lemme have her number

Album Rating: 4.5

Girls just scare me tbh

Album Rating: 5.0

The trick is to scare them right back. Wear a Halloween mask or something

Album Rating: 4.5

impress her with your notable knowledge on more artistically inclined musicians, such as Neutral Milk Hotel, Opeth, and Thrice

Album Rating: 4.5

Hey babe let's jam some mr bungle

Album Rating: 4.5

show her Naked City and Painkiller

You can't go wrong, I promise

Album Rating: 5.0

Bitches love dem some Opeth

Album Rating: 4.5

fuck her to death grips

Album Rating: 4.5

I only make sweet love to the honeys to good music

Album Rating: 4.0

you guys are terrible haha. If my Deathconsciousness vinyl comes in the mail before sunday I'll play that for her. good enough? She likes MGMT and she knows who Danny Brown is.

Album Rating: 4.5

Jam Janelle monae and kimbra!

Album Rating: 3.0

got pretty disappointed by this

Album Rating: 4.5

That's what my parents said

Album Rating: 4.0

huhyehuhuhyuh