Emmure Felony
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MeatSalad
March 4th 2012


18669 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Oh god why did I listen to this

iLikeSchlager
March 5th 2012


123 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

hey bro, you confused me,

y can i no be epileptic ninja anymore????



really, that one is perfect :D

AlexSladen
March 7th 2012


2 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Emmure? More like MANURE! have you heard this shitty shit piece of shit that came from a retarded wolf's anus. I mean its a load of dickslapping balony, I'd rather jack off my dad than have to suffer through this piece of crap. Furthermore, it sucks fat gangrene cock. I have spoken.

AlexSladen
March 8th 2012


2 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

I know what to do now! -_-

EvoHavok
March 13th 2012


8096 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Lol this review is brilliant! =))

Tyrael
March 13th 2012


21108 Comments


it is

J0ckstrapsFTW
March 13th 2012


3797 Comments


Great album...

Shuyin
March 13th 2012


15047 Comments


frankie's gonna come here and bitchslap all yall

crowing51
March 14th 2012


3505 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

This review is still funny. It's even worse because emmure has done everything this review says even now lol.

Essence
March 29th 2012


6813 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

frankie's gonna come here and bitchslap all yall




based on his new look, i suspect he might gingerly slap me then inform me he enjoyed animal collective before it was cool

AtomicShane
March 29th 2012


2121 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

^ yeah i lol'd

ANJ45
April 9th 2012


208 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

this is fucking genius

idkpokeit
May 22nd 2012


432 Comments


This is even worse than I thought it'd be.

joshuahuntkc
June 8th 2012


1888 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

This is probably my favorite sputnik reveiw ever very well written, although I think you could have rated it as a 1.0 and no one would argue haha

anarchistfish
June 8th 2012


30563 Comments


apparently their frontman is a massive Poison the Well fan. found that interesting

TBoneJones23
July 9th 2012


40 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

"I'm probably the... WORSTBANDYOUEVERHEARDDDD"

Spag
July 25th 2012


2948 Comments


The Limp Bizkit of Deathcore.

IleftyspankedU
August 1st 2012


768 Comments


best review i've read on this site

Jacob818Hollows
August 27th 2012


218 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Best review ever.

Parallels
August 27th 2012


10216 Comments


damn this guy blows



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