Album Rating: 3.5

“for the love of god no”



Maynard’s Dick: The Musical: Featuring Serj Tankian & Tarja Turunen

Album Rating: 2.0

Pushit Live: The Opera: Featuring Lady Gaga, Rachel Maddow, and the rock giant from The Neverending Story.

maynard hiding behind a kettle drum

Album Rating: 2.0

while danny makes food on his snare like HuHot

Album Rating: 5.0

I feel strangely aroused.

Album Rating: 2.0

I would love to see a reality show with the band just doing everyday shit. Like Danny getting a doughnut, thats like 10 mil views right there, or Maynard practicing the pan flute while being distracted and a hidden camera captures his "true self", or like Justin just talking about his amp, or Adam just making an appearance just to show off his mohawk (colored Indigo), that would be pretty watchable

Album Rating: 3.5

If you want weirdness involving Danny then check out Legend of The Seagullmen.

Album Rating: 2.0

lol I already visited his webpage and that was weird enough lol

lol yeah lol totally lol damn right bro lol

Album Rating: 2.0

haha I just realized i typed lol twice there, embarassing af



@Aerisavion checking that out now, have you ever studied the Kundalini and Tantra?

hese comments are 376 pages long, what the FUCK.

Album Rating: 3.5

“hese comments are 376 pages long, what the FUCK. ”



It’s onnnly just beguuuuuuunnnnnnnn...

Album Rating: 3.5

@wutang nope can’t say I have

Album Rating: 2.0

def check

Album Rating: 4.5

I am waiting on Adam Jones right now (dead serious). Coffee, Caesar salad, cheese pizza. And I’m going to show him all you fuckers that gave this a bad rating. Those who gave 4s and above will also be revealed.

Album Rating: 3.5

Praise be upon Jonesy

Hi Mr. Jones, nice work paying attention in pentatonic class can you sell your tone from this album in a form that I can use to bleach my toilet with?

Also that food/drink combo sounds lovely, enjoy

Album Rating: 4.5

All you fuckers. Your days are numbered — off with his head!

Album Rating: 4.5

@Johnny — he said thank you.

Album Rating: 4.5

So I told him I loved the album as a longtime fan and thought the songs really translate well live — he started apologizing, saying they weren’t just sitting there saying let’s not put out an album. He said they had LOTS of problems — legal, financial and cancer (!!! I didn’t know about this. Anyone else?). I was startled he started going in to so much detail, but I was loving it. Said thank you so much for your support, really humble and appreciative guy. So I said I’ll see you at a show — well, I’ll see you. You won’t see me. I realized how creepy that sounded right after I said it lol.



Still can’t believe I met him. I’ve also waited on some other musical heroes of mine — Mike Shinoda, Billy Howerdel. Also Mark McGrath lol, who is actually really cool, funny and tips 50 percent. The perks of waiting tables at a restaurant in Studio City.