Album Rating: 4.0

ooo look at me, I spent millions of years evolving to the point where I have eye hand coordination and opposable thumbs but oops I kick a ball around instead

Album Rating: 3.5

"My least favorite thing about soccer is that it's like countries versus each other and shit like madrid and real madrid and brazil and manchester so much to answer for like come up with a real fucking name like the tigers"



Well, Hull City are going to be renamed Hull Tigers

Tennis is cool, but not my thing. Still, my brother and my father love tennis to death so I know a little bit about it

Album Rating: 4.5

i can teach my son to master the interplay between athletics and physics that would allow him to throw a baseball 10 different ways or i can teach him to run around in shorts and kick a bal like a sodding poof

Album Rating: 4.0

Tennis you have to watch on mute cuz the sounds they make are fucking annoying

Album Rating: 3.5

women tennis = lesbian grunts

actually many of tennis great women players lesbians

Album Rating: 3.5

yes that was my point

Didn't expect for you to have this 3.5'd mena.

australian football is the best sport ever

I guess it's not a popular belief to think this is 'Tallica's best. Oh well...

American Footbal, rugby is your father.

Album Rating: 4.0

i wish they broadcast Aussie football in America. I'd totally watch that shit

Album Rating: 5.0

ugh, they broadcast it almost every night, it gets on my nerves

Album Rating: 4.0

best sport is football everyone knows

Album Rating: 5.0

the term 'football' is too vague, could be about 3 different sports

Album Rating: 4.0

you're right i mean soccer but i dont like to call it that way

Album Rating: 5.0

Not a huge soccer fan myself, but it's definitely the most popular sport, so there must be a reason for it

Album Rating: 4.0

yeah thats true i love it but probably because its too popular in my country its like the only sport that matters

...WHIPLASH