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1.0 - Suckmeister

1.5 - your father should have ejaculated you in a suck-et

2.0 - you're to music what Choupo-Moting is to suck-cer

2.5 - be suck-cinct when talking trash 'bout this record

3.0 - you're in suck-ness

3.5 - lil sucky

4.0 - suck-cumb to the Tool mania you fool

4.5 - ok we accept you, you might even be our suck-cession

5.0 - SUCKCESS

Album Rating: 5.0

Is there at least a gradation in suckiness?

No.

5ers

and suckers...

okaaaay ....and then nightbringer who thinks there's nothing above a 4 in a scale of 1to5

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DDD respect my work there buddy

Album Rating: 5.0

ahahah I love the "4.0 - suck-cumb to the Tool mania you fool" I'm that one

Hahaha you guys.
Still the best thread 💖

Album Rating: 5.0

Suckcessful thread

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nightbringer



Great name btw. Best thing is to rate the essential classics when you can, such as the immortal ones closest to your heart. Then just rate everything else according to whatever suits you best. Welcome to the site mate, good to have you here.

Album Rating: 4.0

My mistake, you've been here since me! God. We must be a similar age?

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@Trif - Absolutely. The change has been very positive for me. Definitely don't need my analytic tendencies hindering my enjoyment of music.

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@Confessed - Cheers, yeah, I sometimes consider putting a few albums that have stayed the course for me in my life as 5s. But I'd rather not tempt my brain into overanalysing that. And yeah, I have had this account here for nearly 15 years. But I only starting getting active here around this time last year. I'm 31. Didn't expect the year I turned 30 and got married to be the year I'd really get back into music again.

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'2.0 - you're to music what Choupo-Moting is to suck-cer'

I'm proud to be associated with this obscure football related pun, even if it abuses the lame 'murcian term for it... go Puli-SICK!

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pikazilla the suckmeister n00bs get rekt

A veritable ''geuzennaam'' (no Google Translate, that's not just a nickname, it's so much more! A nickname which was meant to be downgrading or dismissive which was subsequently worn with pride by those whom it was given to)

Ah, it's called reappropriation in English. Thanks Wikipedia!

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Yeah, but that sounds nowhere near as cool (assuming I can actually pronounce the Dutch version... presumably it is Dutch anyway).

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To speak Dutch, just pronounce the Gs as if it were Rs, easy.

So say REUZENNAAM

Agreed. You call them Sea Beggars according to Wikipedia. You've assumed correctly, it's a Dutch term.

Haha, that does work dedex! Although it's not exactly the same of course. But you'll get away with it. You'd arouse suspicion of being French if you do that though.

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"You'd arouse suspicion of being French if you do that though."

No shame, I was born in Frogland.

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is that an intentional geuzennaam by any chance dedex?