Album Rating: 1.5

i mean it's not like i can write a new metalcore how-to since their new album follows this handbook already



but yeah i could review it

Album Rating: 1.0

If I could rate this any lower, I would.

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Brotastic.

Album Rating: 1.0

This is the broest review I've ever read, and I've read plenty of bro reviews. And yes, I like using bro as an adjective, because I'm such a bro and it only makes me broer.



PS I used to think that The Acacia Strain is the broest band around, but I think these guys are broer. This shit is just too bro.

Album Rating: 1.0

All in all, I feel it's no broverstatement to call this album the broest thing in the whole vast brodom of broness

Gay album

Album Rating: 1.5

^ nice try bro, we know you love this band.



btw the album i'm listening to right now sucks balls like holy fuck but i think you'd like it



molotov solution - the harbinger



go nuts bro you're gonna love dat shit

I've listened to them before. They're not too bad.

This review was absolutely hilarious, and might actually have been worth the ten minutes it wasted.

Album Rating: 1.0

As much as I hate them I know plenty other bands that deserve to be on that list rather than these guys.

LMFAO Love this review

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

@FearThyEvil9 Annotations of an autopsy and Waking the cadaver.

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Should make "The Emmure Strain."

even worse than their last

Album Rating: 1.5

"The should make the Emmure strain"



no.

amazing review

I think this is the best review I've ever read on this site

“So, you want to play Metalcore?”


i dont think emmure is considered as metalcore.

Cheeriocore

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