Plodding, unremarkable metal

Album Rating: 4.0

We're not talking about what your chastity belt is made of

Album Rating: 4.0

YOU HAD A PRETTY GOOD VIEW

FROM BEHIND YOUR DESK

Album Rating: 3.5

YOU'RE ON YOUR CAPSLOCK

Album Rating: 3.5

at least ur not lazy like them fatty coke whores

Album Rating: 2.5

I love the discrepancy of the avg. rating and this review. To give this a 2 is laughable



I'm guessing metal isn't your thing. Album is way too wanky-danky-all over the place.



whoa no way can this compete with Blood Mountain



Hotness!

Album is way too wanky-danky-all over the place.

Album Rating: 2.5

And your right about that. I do enjoy some albums that are sporatic in their approach but this is far too many good ideas with nothing to hold them together. It's like they wrote a bunch of small parts and smashed them together with duct tape and super glue. That shit can't hold forever.

This was just disappointing considering the initial hype and previous records.

It was initially the best thing ever for a lot of people; seems it doesn't have any lasting power.

Album Rating: 2.5

i feel



so loathsome



down inside

Album Rating: 4.5

[quote]It's like they wrote a bunch of small parts and smashed them together with duct tape and super glue. That shit can't hold forever. [quote/]



That's prog. But I actually think this is more cohesive and less "look what I can do" than most prog out there.

maybe but it still sucks

eh i still like this release, although its prolly a 4 and not a 4.5 right now.

Album Rating: 3.5

This really isnt that wanky for prog metal.

Album Rating: 4.0

I changed my mind, it's awesome.

Album Rating: 4.0

Come on people, it's MASTODON.

the vocals make me wanna put my head in a blender...

please do

wait..shouldn't we be friends because we both dislike this album? lol