overrated

Album Rating: 5.0

No u.

i thought black metal was supposed to be all necro and kvlt

wtf is so necro about a gd flute, acoustic guitar, and cleans?

Yo angel, what are your other top two?

Album Rating: 5.0

i thought black metal was supposed to be all necro and kvlt



wtf is so necro about a gd flute, acoustic guitar, and cleans?

I know most black metal sucks ass

Album Rating: 5.0

Yeahhhhhhhhhhh...

I got a big one fellas. I'm reeling him in. Get the net.

Album Rating: 5.0

IT'S NO LEGION THAT'S FOR SURE.

on a serious tip, though. most of this stuff has crappy production(I don't mean crappy because the band can't afford better production. I mean they are just stupid and produce their stuff lo-fi to be a tard. See: Transilvanian Hunger). And where the hell are the riffs? Riffs are the meat and drumming is the potatoes. They recycle the same weak riff for 10 minutes and do the same drum pattern for just as long. Then they go EEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH all necro-like to sound badass.

Album Rating: 5.0

Once again, you know nothing. Stick to death metal (where you still know nothing).

You heard Parabellum Hawks?

Album Rating: 5.0

Nope.

I rest my case

Album Rating: 5.0

You're too retarded to have a case.

This looks like some good eatin boys. Caught me a big one like I told ya. Valerius doesn't bullshit on this boat.

Album Rating: 4.5

lol

"I don't mean crappy because the band can't afford better production. I mean they are just stupid and produce their stuff lo-fi to be a tard. See: Transilvanian Hunger"

The production is a huge part of what makes that album such a classic. You obviously fail to grasp the idea behind black metal. Go back to trolling DM

If the idea is to be a death metal band with a decent first album with good production, and then trend hop to black metal and put out garbage with a lot of white noise to it. Yeah, I think I fail to grasp the idea in Dorkthrone's case.

Album Rating: 5.0

I miss CATDICK already...