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Jurtz
October 16th 2024


5364 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

One of the primary rules of the internet (imho) is to never have your day ruined by total strangers.



They don't know you, you don't know them, at least not well, why should you care about what they think and say about you?

ToSmokMuzyki
October 16th 2024


15099 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

beats me

ShapeOfJizzToCum
October 16th 2024


1231 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I don’t get why people act like nerds here without understanding the basics of the music industry? An album is more than just music, it's a blend of performance, recording, mixing, packaging, track arrangement and more. Or maybe you're just saying the songs on Lateralus are better compositions than those on Fear Inoculum, but if that's the case, you're either deaf or plain wrong. With the risk of sounding sexist, when I, a sexy, accomplished woman, am being more rational than you, I think it might be time to bring some order to your thoughts... and you ruined my day with all your negativity btw.

ShapeOfJizzToCum
October 16th 2024


1231 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

OK I'm kind of too old to just be a mean troll on the internet but this is truly the best original pasta I've ever seen drop that wasn't intentionally trying to be ironic/create pasta.

So lets unpack this in a real, adulty way.



-Original statement that basically boiled down to "the better album is not the better album" was flimsy at best, poorly worded certainly, and could at least use some clarification as to your meaning beyond what you said.

-So when the response to your confusing post was the lightest jabbing and joke making I've ever seen on the internet, why would you, a sexy accomplished woman allow this to ruin your day?

-So your response is to call the entire thread nerds who don't know shitfuckall about the music industry while purporting yourself to be the expert.

-I would submit that a sane response could just be along the lines of, "Haha no, I just meant that (explanation of whatever the fuck you were trying to say here)"

-Do you wanna kiss?



rellik009
October 16th 2024


2143 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

now these are two fine copypastas



tl;dr?

ToSmokMuzyki
October 16th 2024


15099 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

youll never get her number like that

ShapeOfJizzToCum
October 16th 2024


1231 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

You can't know until you try.

Koris
Emeritus
October 19th 2024


22630 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I don’t get why peopwe act wike newds here without undewstanding the basics of the music industwy? An album is mowe than just music, it's a bwend of pewfowmance, wecowding, mixing, packaging, twack awwangement and mowe. Ow maybe you'we just saying the songs on watewawus awe bettew compositions than those on Feaw Inocuwum, but if that's the case, you'we eithew deaf ow pwain wwong. With the wisk of sounding sexist, when I, a sexy, accompwished woman, am being mowe wationaw than you, I think it might be time to bwing some owdew to youw thoughts... and you wuined my day with aww youw negativity btw.

JohnnyoftheWell
October 19th 2024


64287 Comments




FowlKrietzsche
Emeritus
October 19th 2024


2459 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

ow my eyes

KevinKC
October 19th 2024


1599 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Watewawus.

ToSmokMuzyki
October 19th 2024


15099 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

elmer fudd has entered the chat

MetalMarcJK
October 19th 2024


1396 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

This album is good, but it’s no CooleyHighHarmony.

el_newg
January 4th 2025


2402 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

god im such a basic bitch but i rarely get tired of listening to this band even after so many years

keaton_86
January 4th 2025


1378 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

this is my FAOAT.

artiswar
January 4th 2025


16639 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

this is your fattest ass of all time?

Egarran
January 4th 2025


36867 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"The mouth speaks what the heart is full of."

keaton_86
January 4th 2025


1378 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"this is your fattest ass of all time?



Close.

ToSmokMuzyki
January 4th 2025


15099 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

i think they make a pill for that

anode
January 4th 2025


3011 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

The fact that people still don’t understand baselines brand of humor after all these years truly baffles me. It’s called irony and baiting people, like wtf. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised people still using this site don’t understand basic social cues, but baseline is 2500+ comments deep. How many times do you have to bump your nose before understanding depth perception?



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