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MarsKid
Emeritus
February 23rd 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Hopeful to hear it live since they're actually headlining the show I'm going to. They debuted it before on a solo run so there's a chance.



Still not 100% I'm going though. Have a feeling the person I'm going with will cancel and I'll be going to a show alone again. Starting to get demotivated by going to shows alone.

cold
February 23rd 2023


6735 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"if you see hardcore dancers in the pit, stay the fuck away, not worth it. aka dudes flailing their arms around and purposely trying to hit people. shit is dumb, toxic and makes you look like a fucking idiot if you do it. best to just avoid any pits that have them in it"



big puss energy

onionbubs
February 23rd 2023


23796 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

sal "big pussy" bonpensiero not a fan of the pit it looks like



i get it tho must be rough on his back

Wildcardbitchesss
February 23rd 2023


19895 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

You think he’s gonna fuck with Big Pussy? My Pussy??

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
February 23rd 2023


19072 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

the local band who opened last night did a cover of break stuff m//

vult
February 23rd 2023


3430 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Yeah not wanting to get decked by a fat guy punching air and purposely trying to start shit with people is really big puss energy lmao

Wildcardbitchesss
February 23rd 2023


19895 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Anyways, $4 a pound

vult
February 23rd 2023


3430 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I’ll take da gabagul with mustard on rye

onionbubs
February 23rd 2023


23796 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

peppahs and eggs? thats what i shoulda had

Wildcardbitchesss
February 24th 2023


19895 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I stick motherfucking provolone in my socks at night so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning! All right?



SO LEAVE THE COCKSUCKIN FUCKIN CHEESE WHERE IT IS

onionbubs
February 24th 2023


23796 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

IM LOSIN MY BAWLS OVA HERE AND THIS MORONS PLAYIN HAZEL??

Wildcardbitchesss
February 24th 2023


19895 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0





“Hey, cheese fuck. Get me some food.”

GreyShadow
February 27th 2023


8136 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

alright



S: Star Baby

A+: Violent Astrology, Beautiful Dude Missile, What is Delicious? Who Swarms

A: Elephant Man In The Room, A Brief Article Regarding Time Loops, Title Track

B+: Field Sobriety Practice





Wildcardbitchesss
February 28th 2023


19895 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I’d put title track in the S tier but that’s pretty spot on otherwise

MarsKid
Emeritus
February 28th 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"Elephant Man" is too low for me.



But yeah, if you're picking a weak link, it's probably "Field Sobriety Practice."

GreyShadow
February 28th 2023


8136 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Elephant is probs A+, i just didn't wanna oversaturate and it has been getting relatively less play than the others.



I feel like Time Loops is a theoretical A+ or S even, it's fucking dope but admittedly the bridge (or whatever) does not send me into a complete spiral like the first time i heard it which is fine. it's a great gimmick but still a gimmick nonetheless

MarsKid
Emeritus
February 28th 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

If we are judging by bridge prowess, that alone should get "Elephant" a touch higher.



For me, the selling point of "Time Loops" is all about the refrain and the groundwork leading to it, that groove is just an absolute menace.

GreyShadow
February 28th 2023


8136 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

groove hits hard fr

MarsKid
Emeritus
February 28th 2023


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

lol the break before the second chorus is so fun live. Just all this silence while Carson stares down the crowd and y'all know what's coming.

GreyShadow
February 28th 2023


8136 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

shit was phenomenal live a few days ago



they stole the show yet again. 156 was dope and i am a DRUGS fan but Daoboys were just so clearly the best there



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