Album Rating: 3.5

Have you heard the latest 2? Quite different from this.

yeah i've heard some of their newer stuff and it's even worse

Album Rating: 4.0

There's the Artuma we know and love.

Album Rating: 4.5

It's campy fun, but if you take it too seriously you'll miss the charm

Album Rating: 5.0

yeah, it's very theatrical. you kind of have to buy into its melodrama before you start, but once you anticipate the drama, it's very good

Album Rating: 3.5

Like I said art I have to be in a genuine mood for higher pitched, gothic bm like this. Maybe a 3.5 is even being generous but it’s cool for what it is.

Album Rating: 4.5

I just showed my mate COF for the first time and he described them as "halloween Meat Loaf" and honestly that's spot on

Album Rating: 4.5

heh. that's funny my man.

Album Rating: 4.0

Implying you know more than one Meat Loaf song. SAD.

Album Rating: 3.5

Meat Loaf? Yeah that’s just picking one incidental feature of both artists ‘theatrical’ & lumping them together for no other apparent reason, your friend sucks.

Album Rating: 5.0

Bunch of morons in this thread.

Album Rating: 5.0

yeah i've heard some of their newer stuff and it's even worse

Album Rating: 4.0

It seems like a questionable move to angrily engage artuma. It's like trying to fill up a black hole.

Album Rating: 5.0

Fuck you Bloon.

Album Rating: 4.0

We're going to need some backstory by now. Either Bloon got banned or you just randomly hate him, which is TOTALLY OK (but maybe we got it now).

Album Rating: 5.0

Hahahaha nah I like Bloon he just gives Cradle bad ratings.

i wish i could scream like a pregnant witch in the 16th century

Album Rating: 4.0

You just have to want it enough.

Album Rating: 4.5

The title track reminds me of the CKY films.

Album Rating: 5.0

Title track is so damn ferocious man.