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Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
December 20th 2023


38334 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Saying drums don’t have the same inherent melodic properties as say a piano is something I’m fine with. It’s not really worth pointing out to disparage drums or suggest they don’t bring as much to the table, though. Remove the drums from most tracks that have them and the song falls apart. The whole reason a song like The Lotus Eater by Opeth is so damn good is because of the drums

budgie
December 20th 2023


42282 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

im sure this is a good video but i cannot do music comedy

ill watch it if you watch candyland though

Colton
December 20th 2023


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

not arguing that a lot of songs wouldn’t fall apart if stripped of drums entirely

Colton
December 20th 2023


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

“if u meant that drumming is the least important aspect of milquetoast sowing core then u should have said that”



we’re literally in a beach house thread dude

Mort.
December 20th 2023


26402 Comments


colton whats ur opinions on jazz?

Colton
December 20th 2023


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

sucks lol

gabba
December 20th 2023


2809 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

for beach house I never really cared about the drums, true

Colton
December 21st 2023


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"if makes you feel any better/worse about selling stooge lessons to kids who deserve better, here's my most recent hobby cover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZW8x5f06kk"



I teach composition and classical and acoustic guitar and don't think you have any viable advice to provide in that realm at all but this is cute. i think it's good that you're learning

pizzamachine
December 21st 2023


28282 Comments


Excellent advice

budgie
December 21st 2023


42282 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

pizza my man please stop putting this stuff out into the universe you're giving the human race bad karma

pizzamachine
December 21st 2023


28282 Comments


Deal with it

JohnnyoftheWell
December 21st 2023


64287 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

"teach composition"

lmfao through which platform? hyped to hear which canadian charity lets its volunteers run a blow-by-blow of the Four Chord Song to deaf kids over zoom

pizzamachine
December 21st 2023


28282 Comments


I could be wrong but that sounds entirely fictional

But this bump is REAL baby

Colton
December 21st 2023


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I really doubt you know how to make a fingerstyle arrangement or even play polyrhythmically at all tbqh

JohnnyoftheWell
December 21st 2023


64287 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

will remain fake news until proven otherwise

Colton
December 21st 2023


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

which aspect do you want proven

JohnnyoftheWell
December 21st 2023


64287 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

link to a page hosted by an independent platform on which you are listed as a qualified teacher in composition as a standalone subject or course

"doubt you know how to make a fingerstyle arrangement or even play polyrhythmically at all tbqh"

absolutely not - would be as dishonest for me to claim as much as it would for you to sell yourself as an authority figure on the fundamental components of music

budgie
December 21st 2023


42282 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

johnny pls stop being mean to colt you're an admin be nice!

JohnnyoftheWell
December 21st 2023


64287 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

if i were an admin, there'd be no way in hell his bitch arse would ever have been allowed back on this site

Colton
December 21st 2023


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

maybe if you agree that the skillset someone teaches is not something you know the first thing about you should be able to see how your opinion on their inability to teach it is meaningless but it seems you can't which is probably why you're a top ranking official in the International Bozo Alliance



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