Album Rating: 1.5

Oh that review is awesome lol

metal for ed sheeran fans

Album Rating: 3.0

"But if metal has to reconfigure itself into Benson Boone with a Spirit Halloween gift card in order to reassert its commercial authority, then maybe it’s better off toiling away in basements"

That might be the greatest sentence I've ever read in a review

Metal died in 1984. Only 12 good albums have been released since then, most of them in 1985, having already been recorded in 1984. Metal reached its creative peak in albums such as Ample Destruction, Court in the Act, and Don't Break The Oath, elevating the genre to a true artform. However, thanks to Reign in Blood and Metallica, all of this potential has been squandered, and it has been turned into gimmick ridden noise for drunk idiots (ie, the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn underground metal into diappershittercore buttrock.)

RIP metal, we hardly knew you

he tried 2 warn us

Album Rating: 1.0

RIP metal [2]



41 years ago... feels like yesterday

Album Rating: 4.5

Those that don’t know what Infinite Baths means, it is a metaphorical representation of resilience used to describe hardships. Educate yourself before you look like an idiot.



As for the potential part 2 being from the perspective of Sleep, Sleep is part of the lore for the band. I’m not going to ramble on about it since the majority don’t seem to care lol.

infinite baths is actually a literal representation of what sleep token fans need cuz theyre stinky dirty nerds

Album Rating: 1.0

who tf is Benson Boone?

Is Spirit about how ghostly Vessel’s annunciations sound

I’m too British for these refs. British refs for British bands please. Hmph.

(no but seriously I haven’t read a P4K review for a decade and am very much considering doing so)

Album Rating: 4.5

Thank you for that highly uneducated comment , frozencarl. You’re a real winner.

The haters are absolutely not music fans. Literally almost none of them. It's the other wah around. Their haters are one-genre edge lords who like other bands that like them

is this the new buttrock of today?

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

I am smart to enough to know that I cannot describe the masterpiece that is this album. It would be like an eagle trying to describe to a penguin what it's like to fly. Much like Sleep Token. This isn't music. Its an experience.

Album Rating: 3.0

Not an eagle, a flamingo.

Album Rating: 3.0

"But if metal has to reconfigure itself into Benson Boone with a Spirit Halloween gift card in order to reassert its commercial authority, then maybe it’s better off toiling away in basements"

I mean I get that's probably preferable for some but i'd much rather not have to hide that I like metal in public because the perception of it went back to being "that weird satanic music" again

No one I like or wanna be friends with cares about me liking “that weird satanic music” tho

Album Rating: 3.0

fair enough. i think it's just that i already know i'm likely to be a target especially when i'm further along in my gender transition, so i'd rather not pack on extra things seen as socially unacceptable...just for my own safety, so it's better if heavy music is more accepted and bands like this, while not ideal by any means, help that matter by being so popular

“infinite baths is actually a literal representation of what sleep token fans need cuz theyre stinky dirty nerds”

I think they’re probably too clean actually they need to go roll around in the dirt a little

Album Rating: 1.0

Baffling that adults in the year of our lord 2025 (hehe), would automatically think of metal as satanic music lol