The debut is better. [666]


I wonder if Jari has always been such a ginormous shithead.

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Oh right, apparently they finished recording/mixing their latest "album" (not Time 2 i think), according to their cryptic facebook posts. They said somethig last week about finishing and whether or not it'd ever see the light of day, and that they'd be in talks with Nuclear Blast. Woohoo.

Hopefully it will be less like this.




This makes me feel like I'm listening to Dragonforce - not something a musician should strive for.

Album Rating: 2.5

lol the gist i get from that post is that hes probably asking for an outrageous deal from Nuclear Blast. either that or hes intentionally delaying the fuck out of it again in order to build hype around it. either way, i dont really care, i doubt it will be much good anyways. ill just stick with the s/t.

"Hey NB, can I please have a quantum computer, a server farm and at least 5 different producers free of charge?"

- Jari Mäenpää, 2016

Album Rating: 2.5

"having some delays in the recording process. to get the sound i want, i need an advanced AI capable of producing the album for me and i just dont have the money or technology right now."



"sorry guys, but im having yet more delays. that advanced AI you sent me to produce my album ended up being too advanced and developed feelings and self-awareness and shit, and now its trying to kill me. i require a battalion of soldiers so i can continue work on the album."

damn remember how long we had to wait for this shitty album

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

jari was once my favorite musician



he's always been a giant cockstain

Album Rating: 2.5

I think his guitar wizardry went to his head.

probably, yeah.

I wonder if the guy's ensiferum would've eventually just kicked him out.

Album Rating: 1.5

S/t is classic so at least we have that. I couldn't give a fuck about this guy anymore though tbh especially with how underwhelming this one was.

I wouldn't mind more like the s/t - not gonna lie in that department.

wut tha fuck is up wolfhorde how you doin' broski

Album Rating: 1.5

I mean if he ever ends up putting out another album I'll jam it, but I'm not gonna be waiting anxiously like I was for this one.

Album Rating: 4.5

Started liking this more than the debut. Slams.





Also he won't release another album until Nuclear Blast buys him a Jacuzzi or something

doubt itll ever happen

Album Rating: 4.0

Never even checked this band and damn, this is music for Skyrim sessions.



Which of course means it's awesome.

Album Rating: 1.5

Bro jam the first album right now it's a hard 5 for me.

Let's be real here Time II is going to be mind-blowing and a lot of you guys bitching will come back groveling.

probably not though