Emmure at the VMAs? I can almost certainly say that I'd pay money to see that, if only for the crowd reaction.

Album Rating: 1.5

still my favorite review on this site, makes me lol every time.

Album Rating: 1.0

hahaha epic review im glad to see others hate this abomination of a band as much as i do. this review made my day amazing.

Album Rating: 1.5

I vaguely remember writing this

Some of the best brutal death I've heard in a long time.

Album Rating: 1.5

Definitely. Just Like Brain Drill.

There are some pretty hilarious other reviews on the site. I can't seem to remember the band/album for that really weird one that never quite made sense.

Album Rating: 1.0

ill read it then i gotta see if it tops this one or not cause my sides still hurt from laughing.

Album Rating: 1.0

Funny and Ace review

Album Rating: 1.5

man this was so long ago

Album Rating: 1.0

Every time I read this it makes me smile and laugh. Not to mention the section on making a follow up album is pretty accurate to what Emmure is doing with their new album.

Album Rating: 3.5

Okay guys come on this is not THAT bad

Kinda lengthy, but your sense of humor, and insight on the band and the album made this interesting.

Pos

ANYTHING LESS THAN THE REST IS A FELONY

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Blow your brains right out your skull

I'm addicted to your suffering

I came to bring the fucking pain



And now you're looking down the barrel of a gun

Sun of a Gun

Looks like you're not having any fun



Yeah, now you know that this is serious

Album Rating: 1.5

OKAY GUYS I AM WRITING A REVIEW FOR THE NEW ALBUM GONNA BE SICK GON BRING THE JUNZ GUN BRING THE BRAKZ

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

I completely LOLed at this review.



-Core music is actually good. It's just so funny how the haters make fun of the "chugs" and breakdowns. xD

cause any one who can pick a string can create a chug/breakdown

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I know I have.

Album Rating: 1.0

This album is fucking awesome