Album Rating: 2.5

Those same guys always talking about turds and acting ridiculously as tourists(british)conquered the whole world, what the hell. Surely seems like the shit slinging is the dominant way of behaviour. French and Indian people etc. smelling bad are anglo american stereotypes for sure. Calling people smelly is just one of the wars they won.

Album Rating: 2.5

"It's interesting how the obsession with feces seems to be strictly English/American. I can only wonder how it looks to a native, in Denmark such a list would be way too infantile and vulgar."



Ega would like you to know he's elite. He cannot abide toilet talk because he's an intellectual. He's a Tool fan, after all

Album Rating: 5.0

What the hell is happening in here lol

Album Rating: 4.5

People too good for Maynard's dick

Album Rating: 3.5

Would you like some dick with that wine

Album Rating: 2.5

is this the one with that good bass line?

Album Rating: 5.0

its got a few

Album Rating: 2.5

but it has THE ONE.

Album Rating: 3.5

Do you mean…

Album Rating: 5.0

Yeah, THAT one.

Album Rating: 5.0

doodly DEE do DOO doo

doodly DEE do DOO doo DOO

Album Rating: 5.0

Third eye opens

Album Rating: 4.5

1 3 5 7 9 7531 or some shit

Album Rating: 4.5

See?

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

my third eye opens in your mom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Album Rating: 5.0

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9



Nope, third eye is still closed

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

69 69 69 69



all of our eyes are open ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Album Rating: 4.5

Prying open my brown eye

Album Rating: 5.0

let maynard hit the brown note

Album Rating: 3.5

this new Maynard album art tho jfc



https://exclaim.ca/music/article/tools-maynard-james-keenan-release-album-with-unbelievably-ugly-cover