“ crazy that its 2024 and internet posters still can’t handle the fact that not everyone buys into hype”

Ok HYPErion I’m not buying into you!!

Album Rating: 5.0

I trust hype on everything that isn't death metal

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

"Ok HYPErion I’m not buying into you!!"



Checkmate

“I trust hype on everything that isn't death metal”

the first comment on sputnikmusic.com to ever hurt my feelings.

"I'm betting joss is a smelly guy"

Isnt that like a requirement on this site? Nobody with a functioning sense of smell would engage in online forums in current year.

dissodeath is completely creatively bankrupt and hasn’t produced anything of merit or value in over a decade

damn whoever posted that really knows what they’re talking about

: P

Album Rating: 2.0

Genuinely thought that was a pasta

well it is now i guess

Album Rating: 4.5

"Every track is a banger. Only one that isn’t a masterpiece is Further Opening The Wounds and even that track is incredible"



This is a better pasta. Tool superfan vibes. Ulcerate is the tool of death metal

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

further opening the wounds is one of the best songs here what

Ace review Row, sums up pretty much how I feel about this.

Album Rating: 4.5

I’m ashamed that this is out and I’m still listening to rickshaw Billie’s burger patrol

Album Rating: 5.0

reported

Album Rating: 4.0

best songs on here what [2]

Ulcerate is the Tool of death metal [2]

Is that supposed to be good or bad, I can’t tell

Album Rating: 4.0

Its def baldphobic

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

"dissodeath is completely creatively bankrupt and hasn’t produced anything of merit or value in over a decade"



Pasta or not, Aeviterne would like to speak with you

Album Rating: 4.0

I was gonna throw Setentia in there too but eight years isn't much short of a decade