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Dewinged
Emeritus
April 5th 2022


33065 Comments


u fucking gorillas

Em1994
April 5th 2022


1118 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Lol

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
April 5th 2022


18452 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Em with some more considerable ‘takes’.

Thranth
April 5th 2022


1719 Comments


it must suck writing a review and then people just comment 'dumpster juice' on it

dumpster juice

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
April 5th 2022


18452 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

It’s probably worse for the musicians, unless you’re Machine Gun Kelly. By which I mean “dumpster juice” would be an improvement on the current adjectives.

Thranth
April 5th 2022


1719 Comments


yeah, i could imagine itd be an excercise in will-power to not look at comments/reviews all day of your own music, especially if its a controversial release. heh, maybe they dont give a flying fuck though

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
April 5th 2022


18452 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Can almost guarantee most bands don’t read Sput reviews. Almost.

MonumentsOfParalysis
April 5th 2022


879 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

If this album is "dumpster juice", I would like to purchase a gallon of the freshest batch

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
April 5th 2022


29715 Comments


“Can almost guarantee most bands don’t read Sput reviews. Almost.”

it’s more than you would think honestly. do you remember when toby driver went off about how this site sucks lmao.

Zakusz
April 5th 2022


2134 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Haha no way Toby Driver went off on a thread? I would love to see that lol

JohnnyoftheWell
April 5th 2022


64287 Comments


it was on fb iirc and tbqh this site's reaction to Toby driver doing anything that wasn't metal back in the day was such an eyeroller that I can hardly begrudge

Demon of the Fall
April 5th 2022


39117 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I thought Toby Driver was metal, guess I was wrong

JayEnder
April 5th 2022


22727 Comments


Based Toby Driver

normaloctagon
April 5th 2022


5237 Comments


Guys who is Tony driver

DavidYowi
April 5th 2022


3512 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

He’s the guy from that hit HBO mob show The Drivers

Demon of the Fall
April 5th 2022


39117 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

starring Mini Driver

Space Jester
April 5th 2022


11561 Comments


The state of modern heavy metal is interesting to me. I say “interesting” because that sounds a bit more optimistic than “depressing.” While there are a handful of current metal bands carving a truly unique and exciting path (Gojira, Mastodon, Katatonia, Opeth) and others at the top of their game (Soilwork, Decapitated, Scar Symmetry) there has been a disheartening trend in recent years. I’m speaking of course about “metal” created by people that clearly have no respect for the genre.

Now I’m not one to set a bunch of rules here, but I’m pretty sure the feelings of true metal lovers are fairly unanimous. For starters, making metal palatable for your average 14-year-old Bruno Mars fan (whether that’s through the music itself, or in how it’s presented) is despicable. Heavy metal should not appear safe.

Secondly, incorporating unique musical elements can sweeten an otherwise drab tune, but let’s not get carried away. No one wants to hear a Russian techno beat and auto-tuned vocals come blasting in halfway through your breakdown like a drunken, blathering, half-dressed, college party girl exploding through the church doors, mid-sermon on Sunday morning. If this kind of ear assault is a welcome treat for anyone, then calmly walk into your bathroom, look into the mirror, and convince yourself that metal is not for you.

And finally, if your band’s inspiration pool doesn’t even reach back far enough to hit the 90s, it’s time to do some soul searching. Everything created by young musicians in the last 10 years is starting to sound the same- in a bad way. Stop regurgitating the same Underøath song. They’re not going to ask your band to go on tour. Do yourselves a huge favor and look back… to the 90s, 80s, 70s.

You can thank me later.

neekafat
Emeritus
April 5th 2022


26926 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

what is going on

normaloctagon
April 5th 2022


5237 Comments


Everyone’s lost their moog i mean mind

neekafat
Emeritus
April 5th 2022


26926 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

i loved their last two albs but uhhhhh a little worried about this now



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