Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
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Hawks
Staff Reviewer
November 2nd 2023


116165 Comments


Is Mike Shitnoy featured on this shitty album from Dream Shitter or is it Mike Mangina???

kalkwiese
November 2nd 2023


11043 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

It's Mike not Mike

Doesn't matter though, because of James LaShit

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
November 2nd 2023


116165 Comments


Dream Shitter - Shitematic Diarrhea

pizzamachine
November 2nd 2023


28286 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

First song goes HARD

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
November 2nd 2023


116165 Comments


Blowz agreed. M///

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
November 2nd 2023


19057 Comments


this is the worst album of the portnoy era and its not even particularly close

kalkwiese
November 2nd 2023


11043 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Wanted to say "Cocktavarium though", but yea, even that one is better

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
November 2nd 2023


19057 Comments


haha yeah between root, panic attack, and the t/t that album has 40 minutes of great material... even if the other 5/8 tracks are mid to bad

systematic chaos is what i imagine dt haters hear when they listen to all dt... this is them going all in on their worst traits

Rowhaus
November 2nd 2023


7188 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Images and Turds

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
November 2nd 2023


116165 Comments


Prophets of Shit is a banger. You can feel the fecalmatter flow through you.

Rowhaus
November 2nd 2023


7188 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

The Dark Eternal Shit gets things moving. Perfectly describes my feelings on all their albums.

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
November 2nd 2023


2554 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Prophets of War is my least favorite DT song but man, Forsaken, Presence Pt. 1, Constant Motion, there's some bangers here.

JohnnyoftheWell
November 2nd 2023


64287 Comments


Moderately hot take Constant Motion is bottom 2 songs on this. Absolute wankstain of a main riff/terrible Metallica impersonation/not enough homoerotic DARK MASTER energy
Prophets of War at least had the decency not to be anything more or less than a trite Muse clone

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
November 2nd 2023


116165 Comments


Constant Diarrhea

kalkwiese
November 2nd 2023


11043 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Constant Motion never did anything for me

Into the bin with it!

Koris
Emeritus
November 2nd 2023


22617 Comments

Album Rating: 3.4

Constant Motion is ok. The two biggest culprits for me are definitely Forsaken and Prophets of War... such weak tunes in general



Still... In the Presence of Enemies (both parts), Repentance, and Ministry of Lost Souls do a lot to keep the album afloat for me. And thankfully they're the longest songs to boot :]

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
November 2nd 2023


19057 Comments


would love to hear a version of this album where rudess is removed. i don't generally mind him but he is truly insufferable on here

forsaken is prob my fave song here ngl lol

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
November 2nd 2023


116165 Comments


I would love to hear a version where every song is removed.

JohnnyoftheWell
November 2nd 2023


64287 Comments


Forsaken is one of Dream Theater's tightest pop metal tunes, p easy highlight here
Ministry of Souls is a weird one - the good half is easily the best part of the record, but the rest of it is everything terrible about this band -_-

el_newg
April 27th 2024


2398 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

there is a great song buried in Ministry of Lost Souls. pretty cheesy but the best of DT always are



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