Album Rating: 3.5

"lyrics and instrumentation are egregiously pretentious"

AAhahahahahah! Very true!! But that's their whole entire ultimate shtick persona etc.



To me it's very strange that you can forgive this for their 51 other songs, but not for the t/t here. It might be the most Tool-y Tool track ever.

"It might be the most Tool-y Tool track ever"
...when you put it that way

Album Rating: 5.0

the Tool hate, wow. I just did a discog run. Can confirm, still great

Album Rating: 3.5

" ...when you put it that way"



It's true though, isn't it?

Album Rating: 5.0

If you ignore/forget about the actual bands history and the fact that perhaps maybe they are being pretentious for a second and focus on the music/art/themes of the album it's hella m/ m/

Album Rating: 5.0

I don’t know how you can call this band pretentious when one of their songs is about baking cookies

because ultra self-aware humour has always been the opposite of pretentious

LMAO DUDE 5'S TOOL AND GIVES DISSECTION A 2 WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT

Imagine if TOOL were pretentious. It’s like, tool didn’t even make anything worth being pretentious about. It’d be like talking down on gourmet food because you made a quesadilla with two different cheeses once

Album Rating: 5.0

“LMAO DUDE 5'S TOOL AND GIVES DISSECTION A 2 WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT”



Because that album blows chunks unlike this. Go listen to something better

LMAOOOOOOO LOG OFF AND NEVER COME BACK

Album Rating: 5.0

Ladies first

https://youtu.be/fWweqP_ZWbg?si=YSJyxePHF-pZCv8z

wish I did tbh

Album Rating: 3.5

Ziggy Stardust but

Album Rating: 4.5

hawks how old are you

31.

Album Rating: 4.5

thanks

Album Rating: 5.0

BWAHAAHAHAHAHA

Lmao