you rang?

lmao her status alone gets her above a 3 on the 1-10 scale. But I usually run with the 0-3 scale: 0 = never, 1 = would if drunk, 2 = yes, 3 = marry me now. Courtney is a 1 on this. Probably. Maybe.

Album Rating: 3.5

Fascinating

Album Rating: 2.0

Rate Chino on this scale, but based on body fat%

Album Rating: 3.5

Fat Chino = Best Chino

It is known

Album Rating: 4.0

Chino isn’t even that fat he’s just thicc lol

Album Rating: 2.0

Thiccino

Album Rating: 5.0

p fucked up to rate courtney like this yall. she's beautiful, shave y'alls neckbeards and do some situps before you traaaaash



*glances at my own hairline.*



nevermind, i cant say shit lmao

Album Rating: 3.0

hahah thiccino

Album Rating: 4.0

That’s a Sputnik meme as old as time

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Boring band

Album Rating: 5.0

your mom was boring

Album Rating: 4.0

Just when I thought we were having fun in here

'p fucked up to rate courtney like this yall. she's beautiful, shave y'alls neckbeards and do some situps before you traaaaash'

its fucking weird either way (fawning over her, or being a neckbeard and saying shes ugly, or just rating her appearance in anyway)

its this sort of behaviour that makes this band the butt of all the jokes over on r/corejerk

Album Rating: 3.5

Welcome to sputnik, a hive full of scum and villainy.

Album Rating: 5.0

Mike is like an 8/10, i think he’s pretty darn handsome. Not going to rate the drummer cause I’m pretty sure he’s like 12 y/o

Album Rating: 4.0

There is no fucking way they have a child as their drummer

Album Rating: 3.5

he's not 12 but he's pretty darn young. I think he might be fresh out of high school



edit: he's 19

Album Rating: 4.0

Well that’s honestly younger than I thought he’d be lol

Album Rating: 3.5

Question is: what bumps harder, his beats or acne ??