Lana Del Rey Norman Fucking Rockwell!
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fogza
Contributing Reviewer
September 20th 2019


9851 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

It's just weird that how someone hates one record for being slow ballads, then loves another which is also just slow ballads with some new age sound (and some weird processed 80's guitar moment) slapped on to make it sound different. Granted, there is the odd melodically superior moment, and it's not bad, but LDR's voice makes me want to order a martini. Natalie's voice makes me want to order a Horlicks.

Egarran
September 20th 2019


34130 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

It is weird indeed. What is you theory about this?

BigBlob
September 20th 2019


5864 Comments


holy shit you are boring

DoofDoof
September 20th 2019


15108 Comments


I don't really think Lana has this image of a strong woman you see Eg but you are totally smitten

'obviously his style'

pop ballads in the Lorde style aren't my thing though

I've said I like two or three songs here (same as Born to Die and Ultraviolence) - this very mild opinion hardly has me thinking I have some pathological hatred towards the similarly mild charms of Lana Des'ree songs

this is the most beef I've ever received based on a 1.0 rating gap between two takes lol

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
September 20th 2019


9851 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

I dunno, maybe LDR isn't "profound" enough. Although I don't think WB lyrics are devoid of cliche or are so much better. Maybe WB is more dignified or something.

Egarran
September 20th 2019


34130 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

*Doof demands profundity from his artists.*



Noting this in my log.

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
September 20th 2019


9851 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

"Doof and others just get confused with strong women"



Eg, I honestly don't think that's the case though.

DoofDoof
September 20th 2019


15108 Comments


LDR is more a contrived persona certainly

and the sound here is purposefully widescreen glossy and sometimes it's just too sickly for me - there's little subtlety on this thing, I do like me some subtlety esp in trad song writing

the worst thing about chart pop/mainstream pop albums is often clear filler material and again I find the traditional ballads to mostly be filler

Weyes Blood is more trad folk/soft rock flavours with a modern twist - it does seem a lot more artful to me but horses for courses

Egarran
September 20th 2019


34130 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

>Eg, I honestly don't think that's the case though.



Oh trust me, it's textbook.

Why do you think they keep angrily bumping this thread if it's not therapeutic?

Lana is clearly a scapegoat.

DoofDoof
September 20th 2019


15108 Comments


it's one of the highest rated albums of 2019...

I spent just as much time talking about how underwhelming the new Tool is - I'm sure I was only there because Maynard has an authoritarian sound to his voice that reminds me of my father's and stirs up unresolved feelings. Textbook innit.



Pikazilla
September 20th 2019


29824 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I'm sure I was only there because Maynard has an authoritarian sound to his voice that reminds me of my father's and stirs up unresolved feelings. Textbook innit.



That may certainly hold true for people who enjoyed the album.

DoofDoof
September 20th 2019


15108 Comments


Freud would have a lot to say about a band named Tool

He would also have a lot to say about an album named Norman's Fucking Rockwell

So much to say

Pikazilla
September 20th 2019


29824 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Rockwell Fucking Norman

DoofDoof
September 20th 2019


15108 Comments


Even more to say

BigBlob
September 20th 2019


5864 Comments


Fucking Norman Rockwell

Egarran
September 20th 2019


34130 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

You can dislike Tool and Lana. That's just more issues.



Fogza, also note how these guys are super serious about this, like it's actually important.

DoofDoof
September 20th 2019


15108 Comments


However you dress it up there's some unholy fucking going down

BigBlob
September 20th 2019


5864 Comments


nice edits

DoofDoof
September 20th 2019


15108 Comments


Eg I don't dislike Tool - because someone rates one album lower than another doesn't mean they now hate the band

I haven't entered a blood pact with every band I once rated highly to continue doing so

You blinded by thirst for waaaaaaaaar

fogza
Contributing Reviewer
September 20th 2019


9851 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Yeah, I don't think this sounds quite as mainstream as you do (it's obviously not way out there), but I think it isn't playing in quite the same space as say a Demi Lovato. It was hilarious seeing that new song for Charlie's Angels and it's like the team who put that together obviously didn't know what to do with LDR. And I think I'm not that off base to suggest WB's latest can be read as quite ballad heavy.



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