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Jasdevi087
September 30th 2022


8176 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

feeling kinda cute, might hit that 49th review

Asdfp277
September 30th 2022


25671 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

@dewinged: sounds very interesting indeed! :0 will have to check



@y'all: idk, it does make me wonder what specifically mean to call something 'uninspired'. like, i know what it means, i know it when i see it, but i don't know how to describe it.



i disagree with colton's implication that it must be because the artist wants money only. idk, sometimes you just want to make art, but you don't know what of. and sometimes you're really inspired/'hit' by something more abstract, and want to portray that in a piece, but don't know how, or you stumble your way through it

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
September 30th 2022


38348 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

pizza: fuck you no it isn't. have you researched the art style? do you know what she took inspiration from for that? do you know the amount of time that went into it? the story behind it?

Asdfp277
September 30th 2022


25671 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

p. sure it was hungry who did her makeup, and i think i know the name of the guy who made the head pieces but i can't recall rn tbh

Colton
September 30th 2022


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

love how only in an attempt to be ironic is gyro capable of a thoughtful comment

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
September 30th 2022


38348 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

love how your mom **** ******** *** ********** ***

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
September 30th 2022


38348 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

lol johnny i imediately knew what that was after reading the first five words

Colton
September 30th 2022


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

apple music updated Fossora so it no longer has that dude yelling at the end. I think I like it more, but apprehensive about songs just changing like that

Colton
September 30th 2022


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

johnny slapping a 2.8 on it without actually listening nice

fireaboveicebelow
September 30th 2022


6835 Comments


Speaking from decades of composition experience, when writing more complex music, you can easily catch yourself fall into a number of pitfalls. It might be self-copying, it might be adding or arranging a section in such a way that is "artsy for the sake of being artsy," it might be just crap writing covered in good production. Even if you are inspired to create something, you may not be translating that inspiration very well. Even if you feel the flame of the muse, you may let your ego get in the way of the process of the piece. But at least I am self-aware enough to find when I hit those pitfalls in my writing and eschew the mistakes. I cannot say that about almost all the artists I used to enjoy that have shat their britches with filler albums to have an excuse to tour.

Basically, Colton, this idol worship of yours is one example of countless mindless fans who encourage so many bands to continue down the road of mediocrity ornamented with a big production, member berries, and yes men. You are ironically the one incapable of having a discussion on musical merits because you refuse to analyze the music anyway. You are running on pure emotion. It's sad. So sad that I came back after 12 years just to tell you so.

Colton
September 30th 2022


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

wow how am I not surprised that unknown user fireaboveicebelow's 12 years of composition experience did not manifest into a cogent argument regarding assumptions about an artist's intentions... try spending some of that composing time on reading comprehension skills and if that doesn't work, you can always go work in a comedy club and attain the highest level of argumentative powers. love the bit about "self awareness" though which your comment just utterly exudes

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
September 30th 2022


38348 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I know him, he was an awesome user. [2]



you just got owned

Colton
September 30th 2022


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

hey guys, I just want to let you know that making assumptions about artists you don't know is actually a good thing because I have 12 years of experience making very, very complex music

fireaboveicebelow
September 30th 2022


6835 Comments


...rapped Colton's faded keyboard, his teeth gnashing in the anguish and fury of his inability to address anything whatsoever! This was not one of his proudest moments, but he knew... he knew he could do no better.

EDIT: lol at mocking reading comprehension when you have gotten my years of experience wrong twice now.

Colton
September 30th 2022


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I don't know which part you want me to address. is it the weird unrelated rant about your own music? were you gonna drop a link? or was it the weird unfounded "idol worship" remark for an artist I actually criticize frequently? let me know

Colton
September 30th 2022


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

sorry sorry my bad. you've been making cringe attempts at bedroom black metal for decades, not 12 years. I respect your Bjork criticisms so much more now



as for having a discussion on musical merits.. I might do that more than anyone else on this site. don't believe me? stay tuned! it's almost time. alternatively, disappear for another 12 years, I have a feeling we'll be alright

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
September 30th 2022


38348 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I mean you have to give it to the man, it's pretty fucking funny that you tried to rail on him for having bad reading comprehension when you basically misquoted him twice. I normally wouldn't be so pedantic as to make fun of someone for that, but when you attempt to shit on him for the same thing you're doing, you open yourself up to justifiable ridicule

Jasdevi087
September 30th 2022


8176 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

why does it frighten you so much when users you don't recognise engage with you? lmao

Colton
September 30th 2022


16757 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

mixing up numbers from a way too long wall of text is not indicative of reading comprehension in the way as interpreting "unfounded assumptions about artists are less productive than musical discussion" as idol worship.I would hope that I wouldn't have to actually explain this to someone earnestly but I understand you're taking whatever you can get here

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
September 30th 2022


38348 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Going for the gold medal in mental gymnastics, I see.



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