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Rowan5215
Emeritus
December 16th 2013


48424 Comments


Implying I'm not?

Rowan5215
Emeritus
December 16th 2013


48424 Comments


Cheers tcat

Polyethylene
December 16th 2013


4677 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Still so fresh

oltnabrick
December 16th 2013


41004 Comments


Still so clean

aircycle
December 16th 2013


1103 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

rollin' down the streets so slow so sweet like a cup of codeine smokin' on that irene wit a sweet country girl named irene

keyokeyo
December 16th 2013


331 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Just listened for the first time, lives up to the hype. I'm fine docking the late points this shit goeesss

tommygun
December 16th 2013


27148 Comments


jams

guitarded_chuck
December 19th 2013


18070 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

this is vice's worst album of the year, and this is why:



Have you ever pissed on your belt? I do it at least two times a year and it doesn’t exactly make me proud of myself. There are a lot of dumb things girls don’t know about male sex parts, and I say that because my policy, whether you realize it or not, is to only write reviews for women. Another one is this thing that happens after you have sex. Sometimes dried jizz collects on your dickhole, and when you try to pee the next morning, your urine stream hits the cum barrier and splits in half, spraying wee-wee all over the wallpaper in your girlfriend’s mom’s bathroom. Then you realize you also pissed all over the fresh towels, and that’s a major pain in the ass. Now that that's out of the way, time for some real talk: Fuck you for making this weird little shrew the must-hear breakout dark horse hit of the year.


Wadlez
December 19th 2013


5019 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

My kind of guy

Apollo
December 19th 2013


10691 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Lol anyone thinking this is good

treeqt.
December 19th 2013


16970 Comments


~

Hoppoman
December 19th 2013


725 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I can't decide whether I like this or hate it.

someguest
December 19th 2013


30519 Comments


Have you ever pissed on your belt? I do it at least two times a year and it doesn’t exactly make me proud of myself. There are a lot of dumb things girls don’t know about male sex parts, and I say that because my policy, whether you realize it or not, is to only write reviews for women. Another one is this thing that happens after you have sex. Sometimes dried jizz collects on your dickhole, and when you try to pee the next morning, your urine stream hits the cum barrier and splits in half, spraying wee-wee all over the wallpaper in your girlfriend’s mom’s bathroom. Then you realize you also pissed all over the fresh towels, and that’s a major pain in the ass. Now that that's out of the way, time for some real talk: Fuck you for making this weird little shrew the must-hear breakout dark horse hit of the year.


Wow, did I write that?

guitarded_chuck
December 19th 2013


18070 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

400 lux top 10 songz 2013z

Emyay
December 19th 2013


6282 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

this is definitely good, but its not awesome or anything

aircycle
December 19th 2013


1103 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

yeah

Polyethylene
December 19th 2013


4677 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Nah rules, fuck Vice

bach
December 19th 2013


16933 Comments


I didn't know vice hired 15 year olds.

Cygnatti
December 19th 2013


36394 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Have you ever pissed on your belt? I do it at least two times a year and it doesn’t exactly make me proud of myself. There are a lot of dumb things girls don’t know about male sex parts, and I say that because my policy, whether you realize it or not, is to only write reviews for women. Another one is this thing that happens after you have sex. Sometimes dried jizz collects on your dickhole, and when you try to pee the next morning, your urine stream hits the cum barrier and splits in half, spraying wee-wee all over the wallpaper in your girlfriend’s mom’s bathroom. Then you realize you also pissed all over the fresh towels, and that’s a major pain in the ass. Now that that's out of the way, time for some real talk: Fuck you for making this weird little shrew the must-hear breakout dark horse hit of the year.




someone save this pls

treeqt.
December 19th 2013


16970 Comments


you just did heh



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