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pizzamachine
June 23rd 2022


28291 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Album Rating: 4.5



Percussion is for low IQ humanoids, no enlightened musician takes drumming seriously.

Egarran
June 23rd 2022


36867 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

>smoke some weed and watch space documentaries



Why do you make this sound like a bad thing?

benkim
June 23rd 2022


4813 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Why are Tool threads so insufferable!

BaselineOOO
June 23rd 2022


2846 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

All people I know who do that irl are proven losers Egarran, but I am sure there are exceptions to the rule!

pizzamachine
June 23rd 2022


28291 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

My wife likes documentaries and she’s pretty cool.

BaselineOOO
June 23rd 2022


2846 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

It has to be precisely a combo of weed + space documentaries. I bet your wife is just as awesome as you are pizzamachine. : ) Nothing cooler than a man defending his woman btw!

pizzamachine
June 23rd 2022


28291 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

What a sweety, do you wanna catch a flick.

Egarran
June 23rd 2022


36867 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Oh it's baseline! I thought I was talking to relinquished.



Tsk tsk you loveable brat. But anyways, weed+space docs ftw.

Sharenge
June 23rd 2022


6842 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

so what I can't fucking watch Cosmos and partake in a little weed action!?

pizzamachine
June 23rd 2022


28291 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

No, I have confiscated your tv and your weed

BaselineOOO
June 24th 2022


2846 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Good morning, I just woke up and it's time for me to explain. If you're no big brain (at the very least a world class academic), watching space documentaries only fills your half-empty head with useless information that is out of your reach and control. Now, we established you do not follow space documentaries out of curiosity, but rather to impress somebody else by moving information from one source to another. Correct? What's even worse, weed exacerbates your deduction power while sacrificing some vital aspects of memorization, so it only further reinforces the fact that you are just playing/wasting time, since you cannot, as audience, even perform the one single task that a documentary as a media form asks you to do - there are no problems to solve, no questions to answer - only memorization. In this case (cosmos, planets, blabla), useless memorization; add weed and you get bad memorization of useless information. How is this not a loser activity?

@pizzamachine: That is tempting proposition but I do not practice swinging. And if you mean just the two of us, I'm sure your wife would be jealous if we watched a flick together?

Egarran
June 24th 2022


36867 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

You're almost religious about this and it sounds a lot like projection. You have obviously had a long time to think about - and possibly experience - these things.



Just know that some people out there have mastered the weed+space docs combo. Don't be a hater bc you didn't.



Koris
Emeritus
June 24th 2022


22631 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I'm starting to think that all of Baseline's comments are just an elaborate series of copypastas

Mort.
June 24th 2022


26405 Comments


'Good morning, I just woke up and it's time for me to explain. If you're no big brain (at the very least a world class academic), watching space documentaries only fills your half-empty head with useless information that is out of your reach and control. Now, we established you do not follow space documentaries out of curiosity, but rather to impress somebody else by moving information from one source to another. Correct? What's even worse, weed exacerbates your deduction power while sacrificing some vital aspects of memorization, so it only further reinforces the fact that you are just playing/wasting time, since you cannot, as audience, even perform the one single task that a documentary as a media form asks you to do - there are no problems to solve, no questions to answer - only memorization. In this case (cosmos, planets, blabla), useless memorization; add weed and you get bad memorization of useless information. How is this not a loser activity?'


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BaselineOOO
June 24th 2022


2846 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"You're almost religious about this" - I don't think you know what religious means. The word comes from the Latin "religare" which means "to bind" the connection between Man and God, which, in Christianity, was severed at the original sin.

"and it sounds a lot like projection" - Projection, ahhh! the finest word to throw in an argument when you yourself project because you felt attacked. Let's recapitulate, I just left the comment there and you victimized yourself. I'm not to blame for collateral victims, take it as you want.

"You have obviously had a long time to think about" - Are you aware that some people are able to think and form ideas at different speeds than others? I am not going to lie though, I do have a job that doesn't eat away too much of my free time.

"and possibly experience - these things" - Yes and no. I've done weed exactly four times in my life. I'd rank the drug as bottom 3 worst I've ever experienced. I have never watched a space documentary on weed. I have watched many documentaries about space sober though and I have a couple of illustrated encyclopedias on the subject which I enjoy reading.

My experience with the weed+space documentary combo is impersonal: three of my ex good-but-flawed friends were eternally fascinated by space and often mixed space-related media and lectures with the substance. Needless to say, 5 years later, they are still sore losers who are living with their parents at 35-40, with zero commitment and zest for stepping out of their swamp.

Now it's my time to ask you something. Egarran, are you even a friend of mine?

Piglet
June 24th 2022


8565 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

baseline dewd ur like totally harshing my voibe right now. it sounds like u need to smok sum weed and watch a space doco. only then will u understand how enlightened the average tool fan is. source: neil deGRASS tyson huehue

BaselineOOO
June 24th 2022


2846 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

loool < 3

Mort.
June 24th 2022


26405 Comments


two months done with weed at the moment after smoking more or less every day for years

hope i never smoke it again. lived with stoners who would watch space/science/philosophy docs (while asking me dumb as shit philosophy questions) while at uni, took me years to realise they were all fucking morons and shitty people. and that i was a shitty person while i was smoking all the time



MO
June 24th 2022


24251 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

baseline tearin' it up in hurr

parksungjoon
June 24th 2022


47227 Comments


sounds awful mort :[



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