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Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
May 19th 2025


11981 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

@sonic

Those are like

2/3 of the best tracks IMO

Tears on Lambo Leather is as menacing as they've ever been and Douchebag Safari sounds like elephants having a grand ole mosh in the intro

That alone makes it a 5.1/5

Comatorium.
May 19th 2025


5525 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

dedes gets it^

jrlikestodance
May 19th 2025


6852 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Lambo is prob the best track agreed

s0nicx
May 19th 2025


936 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Not saying any of them are bad but I think the book end sides are above the rest. Especially Two-Headed Trout and Country Song in Reverse.

onionbubs
May 19th 2025


23796 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

full moon, body horror and country song are my top three. body horror is so cool

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
May 19th 2025


11981 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Lol that's fair Sonic, tbh Country Song is the dope but def does feel a little more sprawling than the band ever was meant to be. Maybe my only possible gripe if it even is one of the album. Otherwise a MASTAPIECE

rufinthefury
May 19th 2025


4389 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Trout still kinda peak

izlez
May 19th 2025


245 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Not sure "autopilot mode" for a section of a mathcore album that includes Lemon and Body Horror is the right criticism.

GreyShadow
May 19th 2025


8113 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

"from Tears on Lambo Leather to Douchebag Safari the album hits autopilot mode imo"



wait, but the best songs are in this run hmmmm. also, it's not like they've done something like Lemon or Body Horror before this, autopilot def aint the word

Demon of the Fall
May 19th 2025


39105 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

yeah, that run is a creative highlight, if anything and definitely not what I’d describe as “autopilot”



Trout is peak (2) tho



still somewhat undecided on parts of this or how it comes together as a whole mind

Beardog
May 19th 2025


6502 Comments


I feel like their last record came out yesterday, how time flies...

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
May 19th 2025


19063 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

hmmm imo the album def kinda dips starting at idiot temptation force. already stated my feelings about the closer but really don't get much from tracks 9-11 either. could chalk it up to runtime fatigue tho not really sure



first eight tracks is really banger after banger tho. lemon is still my fave track and an all timer and they better fucking play it at every live show going forward

bowlermicah
May 19th 2025


278 Comments


Tears on Lambo Leather rules, wtf

I could believe "boring" as a description through that run more than "autopilot", because Lemon and Body Horror back-to-back could be a potential pacing issue for some.

I love this band/album, but the closer reallllly didn't need to be that long. You could cut out about 5 minutes of it and be left with a pretty great 7-8-minute-long track.

GreyShadow
May 19th 2025


8113 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

closer grows on me every listen, def in my top 5 now. idk why it needed that extended intro though

LightAndGlass
May 19th 2025


1716 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

THIS IS WHAT LOVERS DO. THIS IS WHAT LOVERS DO.



THIS IS WHAT DREAMERS DO. 。・:*˚:✧。 This is what I do. 。・:*˚:✧。



JayEnder
May 19th 2025


22724 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

^ one of the best parts on the album



Full Moon Guidance is still my favorite. If I had to pick a top three I'd probably go Full Moon, Tears on Lambo Leather, and Country Song in Reverse but it all rules

Comatorium.
May 19th 2025


5525 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Tears

Trout

Country



Top 3 easy for me

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
May 19th 2025


19063 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

according to setlist.fm they performed time loops "for the last time until celebrity therapist turns 10" last night lol kill me

GreyShadow
May 19th 2025


8113 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

see yall in Atlanta 2032

GreyShadow
May 19th 2025


8113 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

sad doe, time loops is what made me obsessed with these guys :/

but conceptually i like the idea of retiring singles over deep cuts lmao



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