"wym Tundra is the glue that holds this site together"
"like cum on the pages of an old playboy magazine"
Story time:
When I was in university, i went to my friends house, and we were chatting in his room and i had to write something down, so i went to pick up a 1B5 excercise book. Just before i did he was like, 'uhhh don't touch that.' And I replied - Why?
And he said:
"Urgh, so you know when you're beating off in bed, and usually you just lie there an jizz on your t-shirt when you're done?" And instantly me and my other friend who was there were like "No hahahaha what the fuck are you talking about?"
And he said, "yeah when you're done, jizz on your shirt, take it off, roll it up and throw it in the washing?"
And at this point we're in hysterics and we're like, no, you jizz in a tissue or go to the bathroom or whatever. And so he's like, well anyway, one night i was sleeping naked and i had nowhere to jizz, so i looked over from my bed and there was that book, so i shot a load in it, closed it, went to sleep and forgot about it.
.... Until, the next night, when the same thing happened, so i turned the page and did it again. After a while he'd build up a jizz-journal that looked like some kind of weird, slightly yellow rorschach test album. The pages were crinkled and it was gross.
Anyways, thats the book I almost touched. We burnt it at the end of the university year. Great memories.
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Album Rating: 2.5
I hope that was a copypasta because wow what a waste of time reading that
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Sorry mate, 100% real.
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Album Rating: 4.5
i was not expecting to read the words "jizz-journal" today but here we are
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Album Rating: 4.0
You guys don’t remember the cum box on Reddit?
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I feel jealous of your experience.
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Album Rating: 2.5
hold up, Tundra and Hawks aren't the same person?
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Album Rating: 3.2
Lmao
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Album Rating: 3.5
Another bland single. Girl needs some new writers, no personality whatsoever in the music, it's there for her to sing over and nothing else.
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Album Rating: 3.5
I liked Unravel but the other two just felt so soulless.
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Album Rating: 2.5
if her and Amy Lee and Courtney just made a side project together I'd be interested
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Album Rating: 1.0
Absolutely next level singles. The unanimous praise she's getting recently is completely warranted. I mean, how can you even deny these absolute tour de forces? One after the other, absolute masterworks.
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Album Rating: 3.2
Tundra you had this 3.5'd like 10 minutes ago.
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new singles are painfully bland pop metal. where has the experimentation and weirdness gone. give me the blatant slipknot worship over this new stuff
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While I loved this album, she is really starting to shed the 'zany' factor and 'not-too-serious' thing that she has had going her whole career. Songs like X, Scary Mask, EAT and frankly most of the I Disagree album did the Heavy sound in such a fun unique way.
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Album Rating: 3.5
She should have kept the team that made EAT.
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Album Rating: 1.0
That wouldn't have made money silly
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Sticking to the I Disagree sound probably could have though. Felt that struck a balance.
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Album Rating: 4.0
“The fact that many of you are still acknowledging Tundra, often for pages at a time, is beginning to become more annoying than Tundra himself.”
Lmao this is insanely accurate
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Album Rating: 3.5
Yeah lol
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