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Dude I feel you. Believe me… ALRIGHT ERRYBODY! NEXT WEEK’S GONNA BE GREAT!

Mars I hope the Titans stomp the Bills, it’ll be a win for both of us.

Also Patrick Mahomes is absolutely stomping without Tyreek

broooo i cant wait for the baltimore bengali bunsen burners to STOMP the seattle sea urchins in this round of handegg. their offenses are so much better than the defenses of the other offenses defence.
and as if that wasn't enough, if the tittilating titjob tacoma turkey titans win against the oklahoma orgy octopuses then it means we also win yall! if only quarterback rodger aarons didn't have several of his limbs and his last brain cells mutilated, then it would be hunky dory and we can make the home depot playoffs so that i can watch more ads and eat more crisps, yall! go the baltimore bengali bunsen burners!

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Woah that was impressively unfunny but ig brownie points for the attempt



"Dude I feel you. Believe me… ALRIGHT ERRYBODY! NEXT WEEK’S GONNA BE GREAT!"



Slide me a glass of that sweet, sweet optimism.

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I so wish that Bengals game ended in a tie tbh

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Yeah Burrow didn’t look too good in that first half… Such a weird day. I thought I was screwed with Stafford throwing three picks in game one and turns out a little club formed

imagine getting two ties in week one
anyway, still haven't actually listened to this yet

listened to what? this is a football thread. no album attached to it

listened to the game called yesterday, obviously

oh right my b

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I mean the week was already strange enough I think nobody would have been too shocked

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Are the stories about Stafford's elbow worthy of concern? He definitely didn't look like he was on his game at all. Could just be a need to shake off the rust, but Buffalo's defense clamped down and they never got momentum.



I will say that we all gotta take things relative, as it IS week 1. Gotta prevent any overreactions.

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Incredibly exciting first week of the NFL until that dud of a SNF game but I'm not surprised since it was the Cowboys.

The Eagles defense has me concerned with giving up 35 points to the Lions. Swift was killing them on the ground and this is supposed to be the new and improved Eagles D. It's only week 1 so I won't overreact too hard.

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I’m honestly not sure on the elbow issue. McVay and Stafford have repeatedly said it’s not a problem and he played for most of last season with the same discomfort.

I think a lot of the problems in that game had to do with the sheer amount of pressure he was getting. Which is now a tad more concerning because two of my O-lineman are hurt… apparently it’s nothing major but still.

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Also @Light, the Eagles didn’t play bad. The Lions just fight until the bitter end. That game was fun to watch.

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I hope the Lions still keep up the momentum. It'd crush me if all the hype just led to zero improvement. Goff is gonna need to step up to make that happen, probably, and he left a lot to be desired. I look real silly right now for believing in him.

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“I look real silly right now for believing in him.”

Imagine what it was like being a Rams fan…

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If Jimmy G weren’t so expensive I’d say the Lions should go grab him

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Niners might be keen to keep him if the Lance experiment goes awry.



If it does? Woooooooo will that shitstorm be massive lol

"Gotta prevent any overreactions."
but at least we can all agree this is MVP season for Mills

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I don’t know whether to be amused or miffed that the Seahawks are the only NFCW team that won a game. What a weird, yet fitting way to cap off this week lmao