Album Rating: 5.0

this record is the audio equivalent of slathering two pounds of cetaphil on your crusty ass cracked to shit arid wasteland heels and gliding across your wooden floors like tonya harding leaving a chunky white snail trail of moisturiser and parmesan foot cheese all over your apartment

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

there's definitely wood involved

had to exchange some emails cuz they sent my shirt to the wrong dude and we ended talking about their stuff. seemed super down to earth and (who wouldve thought) they assured me that there wont be any new material in the forseeable future. they will however play some @ some EU festivals.

Great, but we're gonna need juicier details next time.

Album Rating: 4.5

The quieter moments really help set the mood. Mmm. This has grown on me, starting to whisper sweet seductive nothings in my ear. Slow burner.

legit best album ever

leg it

It actually is up there \o/

nice!

another year, another case of metalheads calling 30th-rate recycled dissodeath the best thing to happen to metal... don't worry, there'll be another album to fill this void in a few months

What was the last one

dont steal sach's posts pls

Don't ruin it Park >:|

darn

Incredibly that's only the second worst sound off after Xeno's

xeno's is bad from multiple angles though

Album Rating: 4.5

He’s right though. No-one cares about this album now. A mere few months later and it’s all over.

Ask yourself if you really like this in July ‘21. Hmm.

Album Rating: 3.5

Metal died in 1993. Only 12 good albums have been released since then (most of them in 1994, being already recorded by 1993). Metal achieved its creative peak in albums like Onward to Golgotha, Pure Holocaust, and The Red in the Sky is Ours, elevating the genre into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Slaughter of the Soul and Gojira, all its potential was squandered and the genre has been reduced into being mere gimmick ridden noise for drunk idiots (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn underground metal into AC/DC).

Album Rating: 4.5

Based on the examples used (and ignoring all other evidence), they may have been onto something!

Eh this is still my aoty, doubt that will change anytime soon.