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arthropod
March 23rd 2026


3561 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Huh, guess that was funny. I usually bring it up at random for laughs. Egyptians had some neat… um… sexually charged myths in their stock.



Glad to have enhanced your Sputnik experience Jurtz.

Futures
Staff Reviewer
April 18th 2026


18996 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

stopped in my local record store for record store day. not much metal in the vinyl but there were more metal cd's. was a little surprised to see this so i had to have it!



also got a slayer christ illusion sticker that i think has been in that cabinet since 2006 haha.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 18th 2026


127847 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

HELL YEAH!!!

MO
April 18th 2026


24348 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Ugh christ illusion is such a good album. That breakdown in skeleton christ is so sick

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 18th 2026


127847 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Hell yeah it is.

Futures
Staff Reviewer
April 18th 2026


18996 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

underrated as hell mo! i'm kind of surprised how lukewarm a lot of people feel. definitely my favorite slayer post seasons. not far off their classic run.

RadioSuicide
April 19th 2026


2983 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

lol didn’t expect to find a good Slayer take when I opened this. Christ Illusion kicks ass, debatably top 5 Slayer and def their best post Seasons record

artiswar
April 20th 2026


17247 Comments


The Christ Illusion love is warming my heart

Futures
Staff Reviewer
April 20th 2026


18996 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

haha didn't mean to derail but love to see it

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 20th 2026


127847 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

M//////EN

DarkSideOfLucca
April 20th 2026


19839 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Here to add to the Christ illusion love



That riff on jihad is the best thing ever

Senetrix666
May 8th 2026


1759 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

seeing NSV performed in full next week then seeing Echo and the Bunnymen the next day. Sometimes I love the bay area

YuriZakhaev
May 8th 2026


1297 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Jealous tbh. Bay's always had a great scene

evilford
May 9th 2026


72966 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

So many riffs

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 9th 2026


127847 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

HARD.

arthropod
May 9th 2026


3561 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

boner

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 9th 2026


127847 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Awful take agreed.

Dedes
May 9th 2026


12051 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

That might be the first low rating across the board I've ever seen for NSV

I feel like I'm witnessing a church burning

Jurtz
May 9th 2026


5741 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I wouldn't take the time to comment so many times on an album I hated, but hey who am I

arthropod
May 9th 2026


3561 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

convos under what I like are dead, I'm here because I have to

and lemme give this a 1.0 for fucks sake



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