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Egarran
October 26th 2021


36867 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Must suck

Koris
Emeritus
October 26th 2021


22631 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yea

BaselineOOO
October 26th 2021


2846 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

The difference between me and Johnny is that he is obsessed with Tool (he thinks about them all the time), while I don't give a rat's ass about his favorite band Kayo Dot, at times I even forget they exist. They're what I would call "forgettable experimental bands of the 00s". How nice it must feel being a fan of a band nobody cares about, attracting zero haters...

Also, their main member Tony Driver has the facial features of people of Finland yet he's allegedly American, what's up with that?

JohnnyoftheWell
October 26th 2021


64287 Comments


i think about everything all the time, would recommend trying it if you want to avoid embarrassing yourself with your arse stuck at the bottom of the petty feud gunpowder barrel in future
next thing we know, you'll be admitting you listen to music for personal fulfilment ha

nol
October 26th 2021


12280 Comments


omniscient johnny

ChrimzonCanine
October 26th 2021


2080 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

“Hungry for wine”

Egarran
October 26th 2021


36867 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Does Maynard make any bubbly stuff? A good Riesling or Vinho Verde is my jam.

benkim
October 29th 2021


4813 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"What’s the hold up and once we get a handle on that how many spirals will the corkscrew need to properly open the bottle?"



lol



ChrimzonCanine
October 30th 2021


2080 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Don’t tell me u never hunger for wine mr. canine.

It goes beyond thirst just like this album goes beyond music


As long as I get the Cookies ‘N’ Cream flavor, I’m not complaining haha

Storm In A Teacup
October 30th 2021


47094 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

cookies n cream wine? that is either extremely gross or way too sugary.

ChrimzonCanine
October 30th 2021


2080 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

As opposed to cheese? I’ll take it

Koris
Emeritus
October 30th 2021


22631 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

“Wasn’t someone in here ordering some Maynard wine? What’s the hold up and once we get a handle on that how many spirals will the corkscrew need to properly open the bottle?”



Just spiral out and keep going, I’m sure it’ll open eventually

Frost15
October 30th 2021


4641 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I was the one that ordered a Maynard's caduceus wine bottle. I uploaded a video opening it for all of you:

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Koris
Emeritus
October 30th 2021


22631 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Does it include the Fettuccine Sequins? 😁

Tundra
November 2nd 2021


10757 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

pretty cool

Tyler.
December 26th 2021


19035 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I love this album so much. It’s so good. Every minute of it

LeddSledd
December 26th 2021


7445 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

the whole thing

evilford
December 26th 2021


71771 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

fiBoNAcCi SeQuEnCe

parksungjoon
December 26th 2021


47227 Comments


In July 2017, Maynard's friend Joe Rogan described his writing process in his podcast; "He wrote a song to the Fibonacci sequence. The Fibonacci sequence is a mathematical sequence. It starts from one, the next number is one, and the next number being two, creates the 2+1 which is three, continuing in this mathematical progression. That's how they found the chord progression. It began linking up to the Fibonacci sequence." The syllables Maynard sings in the first verse follow the first six numbers in the pattern, ascending and descending in the sequence 1-1-2-3-5-8-5-3. "Black (1), then (1), white are (2), all I see (3), in my infancy (5). Red and yellow then came to be (8), reaching out to me (5). Lets me see (3)." In the next verse, Maynard begins with the seventh number of the Fibonacci sequence (13), implying a missing verse in between. He descends back down with the following pattern; 13-8-5-3. "As below so above and beyond I imagine (13). Drawn beyond the lines of reason (8). Push the envelope (5). Watch it bend (3)." The second verse adds the missing line to complete the sequence; "There is (2), so (1), much (1), more that (2), beckons me (3), to look through to these (5), infinite possibilities (8)." 1-1-2-3-5-8-5-3-2-1-1-2-3-5-8-13-8-5-3.

evilford
December 26th 2021


71771 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Holy shit



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