Album Rating: 4.5
budgie what is that rating
those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up
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Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off
SYMBOLIC CROCS
SO PLASTIC
GIVEN ENOUGH TIME
SORE BUNIONS
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Album Rating: 3.0
if this were an instrumental id pop a 4 but god damn those vocals
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Album Rating: 4.9
Uh oh you know what Budg must be on crack right kids?
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Album Rating: 3.0
This is some gay, gay metal man.rSYMBOLIC COCKS!!! SYMBOLIC COCKS!!! SO VIVAAAD!! SO VIVAAAD!! TWO AT THE SAME TIME!! TWO AT rTHE SAME TIME!!
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Album Rating: 3.5
What is this band? a thrash/Groove/Heavy metal band? that vocals don't sound like DEATH METAL, sounds weak and without power (Schuldiner is considered a pioneer of the death metal vocalists? please...). For everything else is fine, in particular the technicality arround the guitars, but this is not progressive. If the vocalist had been David Vincent, everything would be very different: this had been an excelent album (in an alternative reality).
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Album Rating: 4.9
Man you guys are all on crack. Crazy.
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Album Rating: 5.0
What a buncha nerds
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Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off
Wow
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Album Rating: 5.0
Hoping davey is just shitposting
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Album Rating: 3.5
That's actually from a review from a random RYM user in 2009. It's like something you would see from Metal Archives.
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Album Rating: 5.0
Yeah, it definitely read like some dumb elitist shit from Metal Archives. Especially that one Hells Unicorn guy who would put his "Royal Seal of Gayness" on anything he didn't like
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Album Rating: 4.9
Some of the reviews on RYM are so cringe.
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Album Rating: 4.5
Idk which one it was but my favorite line is from metalarchives
"I hope the vocalist swallows a bumblebee"
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Album Rating: 5.0
^ That's one of the reviews for Wintersun's debut lol
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Album Rating: 3.5
There's a lot of hilarious gold on Metal Archives, but as far as I know, nothing will surpass the bitterman copypasta.
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Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEEEENNNNN
THINGS SEEMED SO ETERNALLLLLL
HEROES WERE SO REEEAAAALLLLAH
THEIR MAGIC FROZEN IN TIME
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Album Rating: 5.0
aaw yaah fordy
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Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off
THERE WILL BE
ZEROOOOO
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Album Rating: 5.0
TOLERAAAANCEEE
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