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Koris
Emeritus
October 23rd 2021


22631 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Pain is cupcakke

parksungjoon
October 23rd 2021


47227 Comments


the pain the pain the pain wont you hold me again you just laughed haha you bitch

JohnnyoftheWell
October 23rd 2021


64287 Comments


wait what the fuck what have i done i have an irl alibi for the last day what is this

parksungjoon
October 23rd 2021


47227 Comments


your ass will make you shit your meal

JohnnyoftheWell
October 23rd 2021


64287 Comments


ok i just shat a toe out it is DEAD
there is no pun there is just maths
basic bitch substitution gags only itt

TalonsOfFire
Emeritus
October 23rd 2021


21029 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I don’t entirely know what’s going on here, but by waving my magic staff wand I’ve now restored your pun to its full glory. Everything is right with the world now.

Koris
Emeritus
October 23rd 2021


22631 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Let's make a baby

TalonsOfFire
Emeritus
October 23rd 2021


21029 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

@normaloctagon = ]

Egarran
October 23rd 2021


36867 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Woah, that page was a rollercoaster of emotions

Frost15
October 23rd 2021


4641 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

When pain is acknowledged

Frivolous calculations will be abolished



I would say 'Ups, wrong topic' but no, it fits here too

BaselineOOO
October 25th 2021


2846 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Peak of the genre. Instead of smashing their instruments like irritated children to create metal, Tool realized they can channel the most intense of human nuances directly from the ether - it's not in the notes, but in the tonality, which is as severe as it is suave. Eerily similar to how Steve Reich's methodical compositions hit harder than the works of anxious retards like Mahler or Beethoven.

EDIT: except for Ticks & Leeches (dumbest song I ever listened to)

rellik009
October 25th 2021


2143 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I lost

JohnnyoftheWell
October 25th 2021


64287 Comments


i lost the game

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
October 25th 2021


18452 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Is that a real 1.0 or a not real 1.0?

JohnnyoftheWell
October 25th 2021


64287 Comments


lol it's a tool album who gives a shit

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
October 25th 2021


18452 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

This is not a FI thread good sir.

BaselineOOO
October 25th 2021


2846 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

1.0 is symbolically the only way to give this a 10, I think that's what Johnny meant. You see, you have to think outside the box, we're talking most intelligent band on the planet right here

parksungjoon
October 25th 2021


47227 Comments


this is not a test of power

this is not a game

JohnnyoftheWell
October 25th 2021


64287 Comments


it is 1 album imagine thinking my rating meant anything else
jfc you pretentious ratshits overthink things

BaselineOOO
October 25th 2021


2846 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

aaah 1 as in top 1 ever made, got it



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