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AmericanFlagAsh
December 14th 2023


13390 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

P4k's opinions > your opinions trueeeeeeeeeeee



Both hypocritical and fundamentally unimportant tho

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
December 14th 2023


60883 Comments

Album Rating: 2.8

defs unimportant of the scheme of your gentrified arse representing 90% of the reasons indie discourse is a wilted wreck

covid and the hit it gave the live scene can claim a comparative inoffensive 10%

AmericanFlagAsh
December 14th 2023


13390 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

I'm the reason discourse is a wilted wreck and not your tired and whiney ass takes? The ones that hold no actual weight because metaphors like "wet flannel" literally mean nothing?



Okay lmfao at least I can enjoy things without worrying about if I am coming across as edgy or more important than others

ReefaJones
December 14th 2023


3688 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

When I don't like an album I'll usually shit on it once but it's always fascinating to me when people like Johnny come back again and again to state the same old opinion on the same album they don't enjoy lol

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
December 14th 2023


60883 Comments

Album Rating: 2.8

"metaphors literally mean nothing"

lmfao oh honey

i'd be a lot more convinced by the value of your enjoyment if the only memorable occasions it surfaced weren't through your endless coping, projecting and disgruntled misreadings of the most off-the-cuff shit

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
December 14th 2023


60883 Comments

Album Rating: 2.8

"I'll usually shit on it once but"

>johnny where ur 4

pretty obvious reflection of how nobody on this site likes you enough to pull you back into discussion

AmericanFlagAsh
December 14th 2023


13390 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

90% of my comments on this site are on albums I like, talking about why or how much I like them



10% are disgruntled reactions to people (mostly you these days) who think they're better than others

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
December 14th 2023


60883 Comments

Album Rating: 2.8

please feel free free to fingerpoint any comment within the last few pages where i suggested superiority over anyone (other than you for a gross combination of unsolicited tantrums, garbage taste and allergy to figurative language that i'm not even gonna pretend not to look down on)

+ ofc reefa for ye olde classic waste_of_gas qualities

Mort.
December 14th 2023


25560 Comments


theres nothing even that bad on the last page lol johnny was barely gunning for this album

Mort.
December 14th 2023


25560 Comments


i like that one youtube sketch about sufjan stevens getting scared from the bit in a kate bush vid where she throws glitter at the screen

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
December 14th 2023


60883 Comments

Album Rating: 2.8

l o l this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koOL_9ikfpQ

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
December 14th 2023


60883 Comments

Album Rating: 2.8

"hi chris, i thought you might appreciate knowing that i am citing this video in an academic paper exploring sufjan stevens as a cultural icon. i am not kidding, this is my final for the class. i love your work and feel this sketch adequately encapsulates how sufjan has shaped internet culture and how he is perceived within it. thanks"

excellent youtube comment

Mort.
December 14th 2023


25560 Comments


looool yeah that fucking sends me

thom yorke was raised in a barn will always be the king of this sorta shit tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTlZsyas-eI

Ryus
December 14th 2023


37256 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

great alb

AmericanFlagAsh
December 14th 2023


13390 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

It wasn't the last page, it was your dumb cringe list

Demon of the Fall
December 14th 2023


34299 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

great thread, would read again

Demon of the Fall
December 14th 2023


34299 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

It’s nice to know there’s still a significant(?) portion of the community that rage every time someone comes in with a little (pretty mild) shade thrown in the direction of their precious faves, or their taste generally

Honestly I say this because I’ve been there. Learn to take yourself less seriously

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
December 14th 2023


60883 Comments

Album Rating: 2.8

"it was your dumb cringe list"

sorry, are you saying that you went out of your way to read a roast list

and decided to feel personally attacked by the freezing cold take that big-name records soak up disproportionate amounts of critical acclaim in weak years

and then derail a chill thread to bitch about it here

"thom yorke was raised in a barn will always be the king of this sorta shit tho"

fucking powerful to have that as your first video (still up) lmao



Mort.
December 14th 2023


25560 Comments


johnny made a dumb list??

Demon of the Fall
December 14th 2023


34299 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Oh. That list? Lol what? Yeah, that’s even more bizarre

because that was clearly meant to be taken 100% seriously



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