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Colton, that’s uncalled for

Ordinarily that wouldn’t be a diss but in the context of having this 4’d it definitely is

How rude! How’s it goin’, Potsy?


People can enjoy the music they like and we can talk the shit we wanna

Album Rating: 2.5

it's hard to call this album an evolution in any way. even if you like the shift in genre it's such a regression in terms of the way the songs are structured and the level of effort put into her verses

Agreed. If it’s genuine, great! If it’s not, are we getting placation? And with topics that influence people and their perspectives, where does it lead?

"Years from now I think Sputnik users will look back on their low ratings of this album and ask themselves what they were thinking"

The main portion of the 2006 Mike Judge film, 'Idiocracy' is set appropriately 500 years on the future. In the context of that movie, a Sput user from that time would agree with you.

Album Rating: 3.5

Naomi killed it tbh

Some British dude I went to college with was Rebecca Black's producer or manager or some bullshit when she first started coming up as a serious pop artist, I remember seeing his facebook posts and being like what in the actual fuck.

Anyway that's the coolest thing I can say to people at parties.

Like the last interaction I'd had with him was at a college party where he was talking to his buds like oi m8 I can't leave yet because oim pritty sure if oi stick around I can get a beej from [redacted]

Next thing I know he's on facebook like oi m8 remember that Friday song everyone made fun of well you're all bout to be blown out of your ninnywickers because she is good now and I'm gonna make sure everybody knows it.

Album Rating: 2.5

- ShapeOfJizzToCum, unprompted

Album Rating: 2.0

"Some British dude I went to college with was Rebecca Black's producer or manager or some bullshit when she first started coming up as a serious pop artist, I remember seeing his facebook posts and being like what in the actual fuck."



If he was associated with Rebecca Black, I wonder if he knew the man, the myth, the (fucking creepy) legend Patrice Wilson

Album Rating: 2.5

Say what you want about Patrice Wilson, but he got a song about Chinese Food sung by a little girl onto the top 40, which sounds like pop-music marketing cleared on hard mode



But yeah he's creepy

I aint never needed no promptin' to do nothin no how.

Yeah idk the guy was definitely a bit of a creep in college, it was in Florida and I'm pretty sure he moved elsewhere before doing any of that and now we're either no longer facebook friends or he's algorithmed out of ever showing up on my shit. I wanna say his name was Andrew? O ye I just found him, Andrew Burns. Looks like he was producing for her in like 2016-17

idk who the fuck patrick is but rebecca is an icon

Album Rating: 2.5

He's the dude who wrote her breakout meme single Friday, he also has a rap verse on it

Album Rating: 2.5

Basically he ran a business where he'd tell parents "I'll make your child a BIG pop star if you pay me"



And in the case of Rebecca Black with "Friday" and sorta in the case of Allison Gold (she did that "Chinese Food" song that hit #29 on the top 40) he was telling the truth...

i'm not going to pretend that I would have any idea who the fuck patrice wilson was if i didn't watch h3h3 as a teenager

Album Rating: 2.0

co-star is cute and fun ty guys :]

its crazy that i vaguelyremember h3h3 productions talking about the shit ars is talking about itt