Album Rating: 3.5

Rated. I'm never listening to this album again haha. Way too long. Leviathan will always be my go-to Mastodon album.

your strength gives me strength

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Hush

"Rated. I'm never listening to this album again haha. Way too long"

Doesn't sound like a 3.5 to me

probably thinks it's decent music even if they can't be fucked to listen to 86 mins again

even if most of the music is decent, if an album is bloated as fuck it is not good

Album Rating: 3.5

Okay Eyes of Serpents goes pretty hard

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

well fantano sure had some shit takes on this : DDD

got the rating right but simped for the wrong buttrock songs who's gonna cry the hardest

Album Rating: 4.5

Gigantium sounded half-baked on first listen, but on repeated ones it unfolded to me how magnificent it is. Solo is epic, vocals are PERFECT (also these lyrics will give me an emotional breakdown someday It pains me to see you this way / To erase you is what I fear / You're swimming through my head, it keeps you near) and the solo is fantastic! Epic closer, gave me ''A Spoonfull Weighs a Ton'' vibes

Album Rating: 4.0

Fantano is a weird one. He can be really insightful about some albums, but just talk utter bollocks about others.

he's just a REACTS channel with tenure, watching him only reminds me that making music is less profitable than banging on about it

making music is less profitable than banging on about it



...but what if...we could make THAT the music? MONONEON HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

what i could be bothered to sit through from fantano's review was just a rehash of the consensus narrative on mastodon's career trajectory thinly tinged with his not-a-fan investment and personal song preferences
same shit half of you have been saying apart from he likes it less wow wow

lol

Album Rating: 4.0

Lol Johnny, so bitter

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

"he's just a REACTS channel with tenure, watching him only reminds me that making music is less profitable than banging on about it"



idk ill have to see some numbers on this lol

i simply insist that it is thus

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

gotta appreciate johnny's simp def not a simp takes on the general consensus sometimes thought-vibe takes sometimes. Most of the time I wish he'd just lighten the fuck up and 4 some Krallice albums though.

Album Rating: 5.0

I've still never heard a Krallice album.

Sickle and Peace is such a fun jam can't get enough of it right now. Won't go as far as to say it's my favorite.