Dance Gavin Dance Artificial Selection
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sixdegrees
February 9th 2019


13129 Comments


WARNING IF YOU STOP READING YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT. Hi I'm Mike. I'm 11 years old but I'm dead now. I had no friends... If you do not post this to 20 pictures you will die tonight at exactly 11:59pm. DON'T BELIEVE ME? A guy named Jake read this and laughed later that night I took a knife from his kitchen and stabbed him to death. You don't wanna be Jake do you? A girl named Sandra posted it to only 10 pictures SILLY GIRL SHE'S ONLY 11 BUT OH WELL. That day she saw me and ran to her grandma's house... She asked her could she use her bathroom READ ! This isnt fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry 11 min. · Vind ik leuk Step 1- kiss your handrnStep 2- say your crushes namernStep 3- close your handrnStep 4- say a week dayrnStep 5- say your namernStep 6- open your handrnStep 7- repost this to 15 other picture


veninblazer
February 9th 2019


20047 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Dance Gavin Dance. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of math rock most of the jokes will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Jon's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Weezer literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Dance Gavin Dance truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jon's existential catchphrase "Meow Meow Boo," which itself is a cryptic reference to Rivers Cuomo's epic Blue Album. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Will Swan's genius wit unfolds itself on their iPods. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Dance Gavin Dance tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

Lucman
February 9th 2019


5537 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Yeah, these guys aren't good, but dude, you should comment on albums and bands you enjoy more often. I don't get this band either so I move on and discuss albums I actually enjoy.

veninblazer
February 9th 2019


20047 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I do that plenty already, but I suppose I should take that to heart and actually take a break from negativity.

Lucman
February 9th 2019


5537 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Don't feel bad for sharing your opinion man but yeah, I swear everytime I see your name in the comments it's for an album you give a 3 or under to lol.

veninblazer
February 9th 2019


20047 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

@Lucman: I could be semantical and bring up my 3.5 for Peach Club and Amo, but lately yeah it has been a bit too negative for my own good. I usually just stick my sorry ass in the most relevant threads that are getting buzz, and it's been a rinse and repeat cycle for a while.

KenboSlice
February 9th 2019


3896 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Album rules yeah

veninblazer
February 9th 2019


20047 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I want a slice of whatever drugs you on

KenboSlice
February 9th 2019


3896 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

We get it you're a cool kid who doesn't like DGD

veninblazer
February 9th 2019


20047 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Nah, I just want to understand what everyone sees in them. They're not bad, but something's not clicking clearly.

GhostB1rd
February 9th 2019


7938 Comments


Somebody tried purchasing a Jonny Craig MacBook...

veninblazer
February 9th 2019


20047 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Jonny was better in most of his other projects tbh

Drifter
February 9th 2019


21717 Comments


I dont think you really want to understand tbh

Viriathus
February 14th 2019


3570 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Wow for once Dingbat is right.



Band is nothing more than fine at best which was when Kurt was in the band. All that DGD did was rip-off TFOTs Doppelganger except made it 10x more sugary so that the Rise crowd could get on board with it. Doppelganger wasnt even that good anyways as it was an album that did nothing that Mathy Screamo bands didnt already do better.



This album by far their worst and most stripped back. Mothership was bad but this one goes even worse.

veninblazer
February 14th 2019


20047 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

"for once" haha

JayEnder
February 15th 2019


22759 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Literally every aspect of that comment was entirely negative. Are you depressed moog

Viriathus
February 15th 2019


3570 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I dont really see how me talking negatively about something I dislike counts as depression but okay.

hal1ax
February 16th 2019


15881 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

son of robot is the slapp

calmrose
February 16th 2019


7141 Comments


the slapp indeed

hal1ax
February 16th 2019


15881 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

feelin like this might be the best tilian-era dgd



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