The ugliest motherfucker in basketball

yeah ever since Sam Cassell left the league it's fallen to new men to be the ugliest in basketball

Clippers have a great roster. Blake Griffin will contribute immediately I think. I know preseason means nothing, but I was still impressed that he was dunking on KG and putting up 20 and 10 in limited minutes. As long as he's 100%, dude will be a beast.

Plus they have Baron Davis (who might actually give a shit if LBJ came), Kaman's an above-average center, Eric Gordon's a promising young SG, Al Thornton and DeAndre Jordon are good young big men, I mean they've got a team. Al Farouq-Aminu is a nice prospect too.

But LBJ's never going there, let's not kid ourselves.

lol, this is the best line from Bill Simmons' column today, about LBJ possibly going to Miami:

In May, after the Cavs were ousted in the conference semifinals, I wrote that LeBron was facing one of the greatest sports decisions ever: “winning (Chicago), loyalty (Cleveland) or a chance at immortality (New York).”

I never thought he would pick “HELP!”

Yeah Simmons thinks Lebron going to Miami is a cop out so he wont have to be THE MAN.

it's probably true. I just think that if he was worried about being criticized and compared to Jordan in Chicago, how much shit is he going to take whether he wins OR loses in Miami?

If he wins: "Well, he couldn't win without Wade and Bosh, and Wade has one more title than him anyways."

If he loses: "He couldn't win with Wade and Bosh on that team?! what the fuck?!"

Thats a good point.

Lol, it's going to be the same thing wherever he goes, guys. He couldn't do it without Wade and Bosh.

He couldn't do it without Rose(face it, he's a top 5 player by the end of the year) and Boozer.

He couldn't do it without Amar'e.

That's why I think that argument is absolutely ridiculous. Cuz wherever he goes, if he wins a ring there, that just means he couldn't do it on his own. If he could, he would have 2 or 3 already.

well yeah, that was basically my point. That the "playing in Jordan's shadow" argument wasn't valid, because he's going to be criticized and compared to Jordan no matter where he goes -- that's just what happens when you're the best player in the league (or, one of the best) and you proclaim yourself to be "The Chosen One" and "King James" and do things like hold one-hour specials on ESPN to announce where you're signing.

Breaking News from ESPN:

Lebron James took a shower and forgot to wash his taint. Cleveland wants him OUT!

THIS JUST IN!


During his one-hour ESPN "Decision" Special on Thursday night, LeBron James will invite Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh on stage for a dick-measuring contest.

That will be tough, Blake, considering they're all black and probably have three legs

well they'll use a yard stick

Do they make mile sticks?

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I'd see that!

BTW, does anyone else every get teary-eyed from sports?

Chosen One my ass

only if I'm playing bball and someone jacks me in the ball sack

I'm being serious, Blake, but thanks for making a joke out of my insecurities

when i was six or seven i was emotionally devastated by the Pirates losing in the playoffs to the Atlanta Braves. that was our last winning season =(