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Muppelope
May 30th 2026


2141 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I'll have to give it a watch. I can only imagine lol

Get Low
May 30th 2026


15653 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

all of the bands mentioned in the comments of that video suck so i aint watching that mess

Emim
May 30th 2026


39868 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

It's like ABR, ETID, Underoath in C tier and every buttrock core band in A and above

Get Low
May 30th 2026


15653 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

yeah looking at the chuds doing the video that checks out

Nikkolae
May 30th 2026


6974 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

mans got a look that they've never even heard of a Converge song in their life

Get Low
May 30th 2026


15653 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

cautious 3 on first listen but i feel like im gonna listen to it again in 2 days and bump it down to a 2.5 which is what I did with their other album



i just can't seem to get into any of the mid-2000's post-hardcore revival bands. The production is much better than what they had back then but I feel like the songwriting isn't up there for the most part

Faraudo
May 30th 2026


5498 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Goated band

JayEnder
May 30th 2026


23331 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Treading is so fucking good man.



TELL ME TELL MEEEEEEEEEE

Faraudo
May 30th 2026


5498 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

...hospice is finally clicking for me. Absolutely love it in the context of the album

Wildcardbitchesss
May 30th 2026


21495 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

AOTY

Durrzo
May 30th 2026


3722 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

It's all so good. Having a hell of a time picking a favorite. Pretty much every track has something going on that really grabs me. It's like a six way tie right now.

JayEnder
May 30th 2026


23331 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

ARE YOU SATISFIEEEEDDDDDDDDD



Yes. Yes I am.

Uzumaki
May 30th 2026


4861 Comments


"Idk where else to post this, but since most of the core bros are in here might as well



https://youtu.be/fbPOF1ImOXQ?si=_wsCwIswhGCoOQCi



This pissed me right off"



Fuck you too.


Real tho, there's maybe 2-3 rankings I could agree with, but the variety of bands they ranked with... YEESH. I will crush them and spit at their rankings with my own.



JayEnder
May 30th 2026


23331 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I'd rather watch Nik Nocturnal talk about metalcore than sit through one minute of that

Emim
May 30th 2026


39868 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Unironically I bet Nik has better taste

Crxmateo
Contributing Reviewer
May 30th 2026


180 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

@jayender I kinda don’t want them to put DTTO on streaming- would kinda defeat the whole point of the track as much as I love it

JayEnder
May 30th 2026


23331 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Fair point but maaan that song goes hard and I need it in my gym playlist.

Uzumaki
May 30th 2026


4861 Comments


"I'd rather watch Nik Nocturnal talk about metalcore than sit through one minute of that"

I actually didn't sit. I paused the vid and scrolled right to the end to see the complete ranking

Uzumaki
May 30th 2026


4861 Comments


Wasn't gonna put myself through all that shit

Emim
May 30th 2026


39868 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Yeah no way I was watching 50min of that garbage



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