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Muppelope
May 30th 2026


2195 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I'll have to give it a watch. I can only imagine lol

Get Low
May 30th 2026


15786 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

all of the bands mentioned in the comments of that video suck so i aint watching that mess

Emim
May 30th 2026


40186 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

It's like ABR, ETID, Underoath in C tier and every buttrock core band in A and above

Get Low
May 30th 2026


15786 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

yeah looking at the chuds doing the video that checks out

Nikkolae
May 30th 2026


6980 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

mans got a look that they've never even heard of a Converge song in their life

Get Low
May 30th 2026


15786 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

cautious 3 on first listen but i feel like im gonna listen to it again in 2 days and bump it down to a 2.5 which is what I did with their other album



i just can't seem to get into any of the mid-2000's post-hardcore revival bands. The production is much better than what they had back then but I feel like the songwriting isn't up there for the most part

Faraudo
May 30th 2026


5553 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Goated band

JayEnder
May 30th 2026


23539 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Treading is so fucking good man.



TELL ME TELL MEEEEEEEEEE

Faraudo
May 30th 2026


5553 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

...hospice is finally clicking for me. Absolutely love it in the context of the album

Wildcardbitchesss
May 30th 2026


21929 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

AOTY

Durrzo
May 30th 2026


3746 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

It's all so good. Having a hell of a time picking a favorite. Pretty much every track has something going on that really grabs me. It's like a six way tie right now.

JayEnder
May 30th 2026


23539 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

ARE YOU SATISFIEEEEDDDDDDDDD



Yes. Yes I am.

Uzumaki
May 30th 2026


4866 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"Idk where else to post this, but since most of the core bros are in here might as well







https://youtu.be/fbPOF1ImOXQ?si=_wsCwIswhGCoOQCi







This pissed me right off"







Fuck you too.





Real tho, there's maybe 2-3 rankings I could agree with, but the variety of bands they ranked with... YEESH. I will crush them and spit at their rankings with my own.





JayEnder
May 30th 2026


23539 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I'd rather watch Nik Nocturnal talk about metalcore than sit through one minute of that

Emim
May 30th 2026


40186 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Unironically I bet Nik has better taste

Crxmateo
Contributing Reviewer
May 30th 2026


180 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

@jayender I kinda don’t want them to put DTTO on streaming- would kinda defeat the whole point of the track as much as I love it

JayEnder
May 30th 2026


23539 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Fair point but maaan that song goes hard and I need it in my gym playlist.

Uzumaki
May 30th 2026


4866 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"I'd rather watch Nik Nocturnal talk about metalcore than sit through one minute of that"



I actually didn't sit. I paused the vid and scrolled right to the end to see the complete ranking

Uzumaki
May 30th 2026


4866 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Wasn't gonna put myself through all that shit

Emim
May 30th 2026


40186 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Yeah no way I was watching 50min of that garbage



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