Sylosis The New Flesh
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evilford
February 26th 2026


72034 Comments


Gatecreeper is boring agreed.

I've never actually heard these guys. I just dig the sputmeme

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 26th 2026


120235 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Don't jam this band Ford bro, you'll hate them.

Beardog
February 26th 2026


6692 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Check Monolith agreed

Madbutcher3
February 26th 2026


3215 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

yeh this is basically a slightly smarter less melodic blackening era machine head album



most of their albums up to cycle of suffering are perfectly fine tbh

MTObsidian
February 26th 2026


752 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Oof. This album commits the cardinal sin of being excruciatingly boring: everything sounds the same across all of the tracks. And what the hell even is "Everywhere At Once"? Sounds like it belongs on a Three Days Grace album in the worst way possible.



Maybe these guys should focus on writing better songs than being toughguys. Album is cheeks.

Rowhaus
February 26th 2026


7472 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I'd take 3DG over this any day. This is straight doodoo from an arse

Lasssie
February 26th 2026


3910 Comments


Im calling in sick from work tomorrow.. i have sylosis..

chronoclast
February 26th 2026


99 Comments


Huge fall off after cycle of suffering. Even that one was more middling. But man, this has been such a disappointing trajectory.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 26th 2026


120235 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Shitlosis - The New Shit

Jmal00
February 27th 2026


321 Comments


In contention for worst thrash band ever. Rip thrash 83-92

el_newg
February 27th 2026


2424 Comments


Sylosis rules

AssassinSoap
February 27th 2026


57 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Sylosis rules.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 27th 2026


120235 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

No they don't.

metalphil
February 27th 2026


1436 Comments


Pretty big fan of Josh but yeah, definitely hard to defend the last few albums

Muzz79
Contributing Reviewer
February 27th 2026


4078 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Gonna say this till I’m blue in the face - it’s not a bad album it’s just not as good as A Sign of things to come



ToSmokMuzyki
February 27th 2026


15252 Comments


she isnt ugly u dorks wtf

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
February 28th 2026


18453 Comments


I didn’t find this too offensive to be honest.

AssassinSoap
February 28th 2026


57 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Sylosis rules Hawks.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
February 28th 2026


120235 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Rules like a big, wet shit agreed.

MTObsidian
February 28th 2026


752 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Back in the day, my buddy who plays guitar talked about how amazing this band was, but that was back in like 2011. Might have to recheck their older stuff to see just how bad they have dropped off.



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