Album Rating: 2.0

Oh wait, no. It's how a 30 year old man thinks a 9th grader thinks. Or more likely how a 30 year old man uses the vehicle of sad 9th grader to air his own laundry. I support the therapy route.

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They should go back to making songs like Coffee & Conversation and Real Leather

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

that’s the most cope I’ve ever read bro this shit is so ass

I don’t even think I’m gonna rate because I do not have the patience to sit through it

Album Rating: 1.0

Vocals sound like someone doing a parody of Bryan Garris

WTF... dude sounds like Mickey Mouse

I like the instrumentals a lot but yeah, the vocals are a lot. I agree with Steak that he sounded far better on Why Did You Do It?

People that love these guys really love these guys though. My brother and his girlfriend are all about them and we met some dudes at Static Dress in Philly that did nothing but talk about Kaonashi. One of them played a character from the story in one of their music videos, so that made sense, but yeah I guess if you're into the heated metal rod sounding vocals then you're golden.

Album Rating: 2.0

It's hard for me to believe this intense devotion comes from anything else other than banding together against the majority of folks or "plebs" as someone in this thread has said, who are like wtf is this shit?

Maybe. Idk. My brother definitely isn't like that - he just genuinely likes the music.

*farts and burps into mic*

uhhh pleb filtered much???

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

I mean good for them honestly but rowhaus is spot on, parody of Bryan Garris… only he’s serious. I’m more shocked someone went to a Static Dress show and wound up gushing over these guys lol

Album Rating: 1.0

its like Bryan Garris lost his voice or has strep throat

@wildcard - Kaonashi is from Philly so it makes sense that there was crossover with their fans. Plus I saw Kaonashi with No Cure, Orthodox, and Boundaries so I guess there's some kind of crossover with fanbases of heavier and -core bands.

Album Rating: 2.0

that's a wild set list lol

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

oh they’re a hometown band for you guys okay that makes a lot more sense

This is kinda fun - idk, I don't hate it - lol

"band rocks, vox are the ultimate pleb filter, no shame in not being tall enough for the ride"

lmaoooooooooooooooooo

cannot stand this band

Album Rating: 2.5

I don't think this is terrible by any means, and I'm always game for weird vocal deliveries, but this was a bit too much for me ngl

Album Rating: 3.5

I plan on reviewing this myself later, but I thought this was still fine lol

Lyrics aside and the weirdest vocal delivery of their careers, I think it is still great instrumentally and the final four tracks are awesome

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

yeah instrumentally this is fine… even great at times, but I’ve never in my fucking life been so turned off by a bands vocals.