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Feather
May 7th 2023


11459 Comments


Why is Elliott smith listed as a similar artist lmao

Sowing
Moderator
May 7th 2023


45523 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I can barely tell the difference without headphones

robertsona
Emeritus
May 7th 2023


28660 Comments


Colton have u listened to xo

Atari
Emeritus
May 7th 2023


28079 Comments


words of blasphemy smh

pizzamachine
May 7th 2023


28272 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

This a snooze fest

DocSportello
May 7th 2023


3683 Comments


ed Sheeran just released 30 minute video pledging to raise awareness “really unfair laws and lots of paperwork who hates real artist using very original art chords to reach never before heard level of compositional autochthany.” geez ed. is the power going to his head??

YoYoMancuso
Emeritus
May 7th 2023


19776 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

^ extremely unfair to elevators around the world

kodama
May 7th 2023


243 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

>ed Sheeran just released 30 minute video pledging to raise awareness “really unfair laws and lots of paperwork who hates real artist using very original art chords to reach never before heard level of compositional autochthany.” geez ed. is the power going to his head??





I don't know how he does it. I manage to hate him more every time he opens his stupid mouth. I'm honestly impressed.

pizzamachine
May 7th 2023


28272 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

“very original”



He lost his mind

StonedManatee
May 7th 2023


630 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

This review sucked as much as this cancerous tumor of an album did. Don’t quit your main job.



Edit: okay that was really harsh of me. Sorry, I just didn’t like the review. I thought a joke review was so 2005…

pizzamachine
May 7th 2023


28272 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

Nah, joke reviews are still going strong.

YoYoMancuso
Emeritus
May 7th 2023


19776 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

It’s “don’t quit your day job”

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
May 7th 2023


11970 Comments


Joke reviews are the only passable form of reviewing the wildly insipid "douche with an acoustic guitar" music that is Ed Sheeran
Tbh i've only heard a handful of songs of his but by god i'd find more value in playing a 24 hour loop of my own toilet flushing

pizzamachine
May 7th 2023


28272 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

Toilet flushes go hard

radianteclipse
May 8th 2023


533 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Still better writing than the Last of Us 2

Pikazilla
May 8th 2023


32373 Comments


low bar

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
May 8th 2023


19042 Comments


never thought i'd see gilbert arenas's name in a review multiple times in the year 2023 but i'm happy i did

Manatea
Emeritus
May 8th 2023


2255 Comments


I was in IKEA today and contemplated buying Swedish meatballs but then i thought of the elevator.

deathschool
May 8th 2023


29477 Comments


I was also at IKEA today. I bought couch pillows.

YoYoMancuso
Emeritus
May 8th 2023


19776 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

History will remember your sacrifice Manatea



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