Album Rating: 2.0
awesomesauce/epic review
edit: fixy
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Album Rating: 2.0
Very very very unprofessional and biased review. You focused on her personal life oppose to her art. You might not like the album, but giving it a 1.5 is extremely pointless and exaggerated. [2]
i also believe you should oppose to her art
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Wow look at all this corruption in music journalism, sad tbh
Savage review johnny, as always with Del Rey I'm morbidly curious about this but I'll probably end up skipping it
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Jesper just wrote an entire assignment about what's going in this review
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lana what hath thou wrought
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Album Rating: 5.0
i also believe you should oppose to her art. [2]
Lana had literally the best discography ever since the beatles. her collection of albums is unmatchable. Born To Die is literally the greatest and best debut album of ALL TIME.
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Album Rating: 5.0
i also believe you should oppose to her art. [2]
also giving it a 1.5 is quite equivalent to supporting sexism, nazism and the KKK. Johnny do u support the KKK? We’re literally right now on Metacritic’s website requiring them to exclude your ratings off their website and they just responded us saying that they’re checking on it. YOUR CRITIC DAYS ARE OVER. PURRRR!
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Album Rating: 2.0
"Jesper just wrote an entire assignment about what's going in this review"
facts, i'm actually planning on doing my thesis on why hugh is an unprofessional reviewer and how lana had literally the best discography ever since the beatles. her collection of albums is unmatchable
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Album Rating: 1.0
in fairness only one of the Taylor stans managed to locate my dormant twitter acc, gotta give this lot credit
@Jesper thank'ee, fixed that 'or', but gonna keep the 'with's (could defs chop it grammatically, but conflicting/intersecting have such different feelings and relations to her profile that it'd feel weird to me somehow, hm)
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Album Rating: 5.0
YOU SUPPORT THE KKK AND IT SHOWS IM LITERALLY TAKING THIS WEBSITE DOWN.
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Album Rating: 1.0
chill out and jam boards of canada hot damn
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i miss lingua ignota at this point tbh
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Album Rating: 3.0
Well guys, we had a good run for several years on Sputnik! Looks like it’s all coming to an end.
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how METACRITIC keep letting SPUTNIK MUSIC shitty review?!?!? LANA get 30/100 when other give 80/100?!?!?! sksksksksk lana stans find your home jonathan
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Lana on the front cover be like
Well they’re just handing out memberships to anyone who walks in off the street now aren’t they? I miss when there was a touch of cl...
“Oh, hey, everyone!! They’re taking a picture! Everyone! Over there, smile! They’re taking a picture!”
When I’m snorting coke off the sink people say it’s a sad spectacle, deviated septum awhistle like the wind through a ship’s rigging, but when they...
“Oh my God, Stacie, it is SO. GOOD. To see you!”
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Album Rating: 3.0
can't believe Johnny is gonna be the end of sputnik, what a way to go out
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ranked converge ranked when
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Album Rating: 2.0
this is an excellent take: https://twitter.com/plsslana/status/1373331907551883266
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>facts, i'm actually planning on doing my thesis on why hugh is an unprofessional reviewer and how lana had literally the best discography ever since the beatles. her collection of albums is unmatchable
Well said, bro
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Album Rating: 3.0
Ferid Hayder is speaking pure facts, why are we reviewing English albums?
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