Album Rating: 3.5

stop tryna dissemble your love for metal brah no ones gonna think any less of you

Album Rating: 4.0

Ok, yeah I really like metal. I guess that makes me some brainless meathead with the motor functions of a goddamn shellfish then? Listen, I don't shit on your taste and call you brainless because you dislike metal, don't treat me like a moron because I do happen to like metal.

Album Rating: 4.0

That response was for EliteTaste, sorry man

Album Rating: 3.5

widely known secret: sach doesn't hate metal he just loves stirring

Album Rating: 4.0

Yeah, I guess I should know that but i've never really talked to sach, only known the shitfests ensuing him through rumors lol.

Sach only listens to 1890s jazz punk

u don't know sach and you clearly don't know punk

Album Rating: 3.5

and you clearly can't detect sarcasm

Holy fuck I found the only person on sputnik who would somehow think that was a serious statement lmao

stop being mean to ashen, he's my bro
gtfo stupid metalheads

Folk 7% Eluveitie

Album Rating: 3.5

just concede and tell us you love metal sach it would make my day

I wasn't being mean just genuinely surprised


"Folk 7% Eluveitie"


It's worse than that, I 5d it

I hate metal tbh

Album Rating: 3.5

Last I checked dxc and slam were derivatives of metal not drill or cloud rap or harsh noise or PE or industrial. You're an unequivocal metalhead and you know it man I just wanna hear you say it

not bad

you really love to overrate okayish metal, don't you ? or have you also listenend to hundreds of death metal bands

"Entomophobia is a monolithic EP, one with such commanding presence that it mocks all those who are taken aback by just how absolutely savage it is"
...
"However Boreworm is too heavy for tea, so if you aren't chugging goats blood from beer kegs, then perhaps it's time to start listening to Wham! in your glittering spandex, because Boreworm has no time for cowards."
ugh...you are trying too hard and it feels so forced.

(fr though you're (potentially) a good writer. but you should tone down the " I am reviewing METAL!!! shit" cliches a bit.)

I think ive heard enough emotionless tech wankery for the week. Might get around to this another time

Album Rating: 4.0

I guess I can't help but come across the way because i'm a bit of a die-hard metalhead. Idk how many death metal bands I have listened to, maybe like 150 ish? Yeah though, i've realized I come across a bit unprofessional when I do that, i'm not exactly sure how I can change that because it's honestly just my review style.

It's not really tech death