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I believe in dinosaurs too. Fat mike and I are the same nooooo

Carl Everett >>>> Fat Mike tbh

"Gays being gay is wrong. Two women can't produce a baby, two men can't produce a baby, so it's not how it's supposed to be. … I don't believe in gay marriages. I don't believe in being gay."

very true Carl.

dinosaurs are a liberal conspiracy to keep archeologists employed

follow the money

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If dinosaurs were a lie, Jurassic Park never would have existed and therefore neither would my childhood.

Album Rating: 2.5

dinosaurs will die

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lolnope

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"See if I had any musical talent my christian metal band's lyrics would also be about how all fedoras (like for instance trebor, haysayer or satellite) should have their tongues ripped out,"



how the fuck are we fedoras?

Perhaps not fedoras. Blasphemists however you are. The crime of blasphemy should be harsh but not near as harsh as being a fedora. Some leniency shall be shown: Death by hanging!

These and other rules will be laid out in my hypothetical christian metal bands lyrics.

i won't lie, i'd listen to that.

I haven't really got into this band, I heard they broke up and the drummer went into a god awful solo career.

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Yeah there's nothing about them to get into

god damn this has to be a troll.

also i love underoath, but they started out being a generic, shitty band.

"Yeah there's nothing about them to get into"

untrue, check disambiguation.

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I've heard it all man. I've never liked these guys, but if you do good for you

this obvs doesn't belong to satan if you read the lyrics tbh my dude

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This thread is magical

The thread for his Joyce Manor review is better tbh. Reviewer went nuclear after mild criticism of his awful writing.

Can't wait to see what he does next!

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Lmao he changed what he wrote for both reviews. What a butthurt loser