Let's just give another round of applause for how lit this review is tbh

inb4 you get bannd again lel

aoty

omg

Album Rating: 1.0

the troll review is well written, so pos. but I have to neg because BOTDF will never warrant a 5, joke or no joke. as far as I'm concerned, Dahvie is a criminal, on top of the fact his music sucks.

"“The Sexorcist” is where the band really kicks into gear, playing guitars with chord arrangements and playing drums with sticks."
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volition was funnier.

this shouldn't work on any level whatsoever.
yet somehow it still kinda does.
good job I guess!

the image of a ferret on an ecstasy binge tickles me more than it should

I'm honestly astonished at how this review didn't completely tank.
But oh well, it was fun to write at the time.

Why is this band still a thing

Some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while. Great job with the 'review', if you get what I'm saying.