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torts
March 16th 2016


4298 Comments


http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/65170/Attila-Guilty-Pleasure/

a lesson on how to write yr first review on a shit band, from yours truly

ZachNyeScienceGuy
March 16th 2016


179 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I was just starting to have fun too...

ZachNyeScienceGuy
March 16th 2016


179 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Okay I get it torts. I just have to change my opinion entirely, right? Wow that's so insightful. I would have never thought to look at it like that.



Could you look at my Slaves review? Maybe with your knowledge I could improve that too.



http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/68245/Slaves-Routine-Breathing/

torts
March 16th 2016


4298 Comments


it isn't the opinion. Its all about how you convey it, how many times m u s t I r e p e a t t h a t

the slaves review was much better

ZachNyeScienceGuy
March 16th 2016


179 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Sorry, I guess I couldn't wrap my head around that concept. Thank you for sharing torts! I know how I'm gonna fix my reviews of bad bands now. I'll just start conveying my opinion more negatively, right?

ZachNyeScienceGuy
March 16th 2016


179 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

But in any case, thank you Ed. I'll reconsider my stance on sticking to this site for a bit longer.

Feather
March 16th 2016


11510 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I'm upset that I wasted my time reading through those comments. Review came off very fanboyish but its really not that awful. When your a fanboy sometimes it can be hard to review an album and be seen as having an objective and fair opinion. Once upon a time I reviewed The Word Alive - Deceiver and gave it a 5 (lol).



http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/38815/The-Word-Alive-Deceiver/



The problem is when you have an unpopular opinion on an album (such as rating this a 5), your review needs to be stellar for people to accept it. Lucky for me, Deceiver was actually very well received when it came out.

xpaincakex
March 16th 2016


270 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

ITT: torts is a phaggot

Feather
March 16th 2016


11510 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Confirmed

NorwichScene
March 16th 2016


3384 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Some good songs here, but classic? No



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