we can't say we didn't see it coming

we, as a music community, should have stopped him as soon as he went to his first rave

im sure the metal still lives somewhere deep inside him

Album Rating: 2.0

Well, it's hard to kill

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

"it's really not fun to listen to."



yeah, what really bothered me was the heavy, groovy riff in Take Control. It sounds heavy, but not as clear as it should. It just makes it sound dirty somehow.

Album Rating: 3.0

where you hammered when you wrote this? probably

Album Rating: 3.0

you're right. still pos'd tho

Damn that was a rough read. Reviewer has to be no more than 12 years old. I would give some constructive criticism, but somehow I feel like it would fall on deaf ears.

It may also just be a troll review. If so, good job.

Album Rating: 3.0

Oh come on guys, don't be dicks. It's his first review and he's enthusiastic. Not every review has to be a fucking academic essay.

Album Rating: 2.0

Exactly. I know this guy and his entire Facebook page is littered in NEW SLAYER shares.

Album Rating: 3.0

Flyheadmetal is a goofy dude

"Not every review has to be a fucking academic essay."

If you dont want it taken seriously maybe idk.

"Speaking of that, people hate this album because Jeff isn't on it. Well Jeff died you idiots! HE CANT BE ON THE ALBUM BECAUSE HE DIED OF LIVER FAILURE!!!! Do you want them to puppeteer his corpse on stage??? Lol!"

i actually want this to happen. SLAYER M/////

Album Rating: 3.0

Somewhere in the between on this subject. Reviews have no business being pseudo-intellectual, indeed, or even anecdotal. Just talk about the music. But this is closer to the other end of the extreme. A lot of people definitely try too hard with reviews, and I definitely did that too back when I wrote reviews, but it's not necessary.

"Shame that the hipsters on this site only pos reviews if they are pseudo-intellectual garbage like Jac's or the countless Deafheaven reviews talking about how the album emotionally touched their prostate."



I think this is sput quote worthy

Album Rating: 2.0

"South ov Heaven"

Neg'd hard.

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

lol i guess so

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

@angrychristian i mean it is you're opinion but i think that is really really mean and unnecessary

Review is basically bad but I like your passion.

lol this is hilarious.

"Other albums like Seasons in the Abyss, Diabolas In Musica, South ov Heaven and Divine Intervention are also some of my all time favorites. So it is no shock that REPENTLESS riffs and shreds just as hard as ever."

There's something very wrong with the conclusion you come to here and the way you got to it.

This review obviously isn't serious but still