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Frippertronics
Emeritus
September 7th 2015


19720 Comments


by wriggling


like an eel

Lord(e)Po)))ts
September 7th 2015


70256 Comments


that awkward moment when fripp compares a vagina to an eel and you realize he is most definitely extremely sexually confused

Lord(e)Po)))ts
September 7th 2015


70256 Comments


pretty sure he thinks a vagina wriggles around like an eel

Lord(e)Po)))ts
September 7th 2015


70256 Comments


glad we agree

Ashen
September 7th 2015


1543 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

dude frip i know vaginas must be like an abysmal hole of pure eelish terror for u but all u gotta do is find the clitorous ok it's much less traumatizing

Supercoolguy64
September 7th 2015


12007 Comments


a cunt like fripp

Lord(e)Po)))ts
September 7th 2015


70256 Comments


that awkward moment where fripp comes back and informs us that he HAS found the clit

and that that is the part that reminds him of an eel

MrNippleLipz
September 7th 2015


461 Comments


What an album cover

Lord(e)Po)))ts
September 7th 2015


70256 Comments


what a user name

Frippertronics
Emeritus
September 7th 2015


19720 Comments


oh lord do I try

Ashen
September 7th 2015


1543 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

GUYS WTF IT LOOKED SO MUCH DIFFERENT IN THE HEALTH CLASS DIAGRAMS, and people don't offer me nearly as much weed as that class said they would :[

Lord(e)Po)))ts
September 7th 2015


70256 Comments


lol

MrNippleLipz
September 7th 2015


461 Comments


Touche

Ashen
September 7th 2015


1543 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

when ur hammered and it's dark and u don't know which way the shit is rolled up but you don't want chlamydia



yea they need to put arrows on it or something tbh

Lord(e)Po)))ts
September 7th 2015


70256 Comments


well u have a 50/50 shot of getting it on the right way and then u literally just roll it

Lord(e)Po)))ts
September 7th 2015


70256 Comments


....if you get the wrong side inward it doesnt roll the right way and doesnt feel the same and then its like "oh its the wrong way"

Lord(e)Po)))ts
September 7th 2015


70256 Comments


lol

Ashen
September 7th 2015


1543 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

ah yea but sometimes when you're so drunk that she has 4 tits and the beginnings of an eelclit, and ur sitting there feeling like a nimb or a frip trying to put the shit on the right way while battling whiskey dick, it gets fucked up after the first attempt fails

Supercoolguy64
September 7th 2015


12007 Comments


why use condoms when you could just laminate your dick lmao

Ashen
September 7th 2015


1543 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

plasti dip it yeah



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